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    The Hobbit: A Suicidal Journey by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    21 Mar 2020

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    Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    The Becoming of Bilbo Baggins by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    15 Feb 2016

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    This was why Hobbits did not leave the shelter of the Shire. The world outside was a Dark place where you would only starve and starve until you broke, until it would be all that remained, like in the Wandering Days, like in the Dark Days.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Milk, Lye, and a Whip by for Lucigoo89

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    01 Sep 2025

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    Bilbo Baggins may be a respectable Hobbit of the Shire, but on his mother’s side runs the wild Tookish blood, and with it a far older, stranger legacy. Long ago, one of the Tooks wed a fairy, and from that union came not only their fabled adventurous streak but also a spellbook—an heirloom filled with enchantments meant to guide and protect their descendants. Most in the Shire dismiss it as old nonsense, but Bilbo, drawn reluctantly into an adventure he never sought, begins to wonder if that book might hold more truth than tale.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Much Ado About Dwarrow by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    04 Mar 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins of Bag End wasn’t a respectable hobbit. He was a foul-mouthed bachelor, ready to avoid any guests, not engage in any adventures, and fight tooth and nail for his silverware.
    Too bad Master Baggins found himself in a company of one Thorin Oakenshield, who managed to irritate the hobbit ever since the damned dwarf stepped a foot over the threshold of his smial and whisked him on an unexpected journey…During which, dwarrow King had done nothing, but shout at him to shut up, go home, and be less of a burden.
    And know everyone was telling Bilbo, that His Irritating Majesty was in love with him.
    What was all of that about?

    Much Ado About Nothing, the Hobbit version.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    A Cursed Blessing by

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    19 Jun 2024

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    30 Jun 2026