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Luke Skywalker: The Empire's Most Devious Bastard by Avenfall, FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… Luke Skywalker is an officer in Imperial Naval Intelligence. When he chases a rebel smuggler deep into the Outer Rim Territories, he crash-lands on the icy plains of Hoth and unwittingly locates the rebels that he has been chasing for since Death Star.
Or: Empire Strikes Back, but Luke works for the Empire, and in order to save the galaxy, the Rebellion needs that twink obliterated.
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Recession is Coming by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
30 Jun 2026
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It's me, G.R.R. Martin. The writing of Winds of Winter has hit a standstill, and I'm trying all sorts of things to get over this block. I decided to rewrite ASOIAF, but set in a more fitting time period: the mid-2000s.
In a world past the end of history, where economic expansions endure for decades and recessions last lifetimes, trouble is brewing. Sinister forces threaten the United Kingdom from all sides: political scandals, blazing summers, organized crime, and deadly secrets from the past. At the center of this changing world lies the Stark family. When the head of a top FTSE 100 company is found dead in London, Eddard Stark makes the journey south and takes his place as CEO of Westeros.
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An English translation of Rongwu's 秘密 (Secret).
In the winter of 1961, Alec Leamas returned safely to the United Kingdom. He gave a full debrief and set the record straight on the whole operation. Among the records still remain several facts and details of note…
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After the Murder by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko, Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch (Movies)
06 Aug 2019
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The Great Ones are playing games again, it seems. Semyon has accused Zavulon of murdering a Light one, and Zavulon (of course) has no alibi. Once more, I find myself in a most peculiar situation.
Series
- Part 1 of Night Watch
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Vampiric Theory for the Newly Changed by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
05 Mar 2019
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Vampires live alongside humans; after all, they are all just people who need food, drink and shelter from the cold. They’re just the same as humans, Jens Fiedler thinks. When he meets a vampire named Alec Leamas however, he uncovers the spider web he’s been unknowingly entangled in. Naturally, the world he falls into is one of mystery, blood, and stereotypical fake French accents: utterly inhuman.
Series
- Part 10 of Fiedler's Llamas
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Fiedler's Llamas by FalliciousPuns, VesperNexus
Fandom Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko, The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
05 Mar 2019
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All the fics I've done that have Alec Leamas/Jens Fiedler. The name "Fiedler's Llamas" comes from the fact that autocorrect kept correcting 'Leamas' to Llamas.
- Words:
- 149,322
- Works:
- 13
- Bookmarks:
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Night Watch by FalliciousPuns
Fandom Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch (Movies), Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko
06 Aug 2019
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All of my Night Watch Fics!!
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- 8,962
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
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A Quadrillion Ways To Die On The Outer Rim by Galaxacious
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
31 May 2026
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Somehow, Palpatine has died.
This does not make the galaxy any safer for our favourite heroes and villains. Darth Vader still hunts for his son with a single-minded obsession. The Imperial Armed Forces, now split and collapsing under the weight of a civil war, seek to ruthlessly gain control over their selected territories.
And Death Squadron, lead under Admiral Piett’s impeccable command, is forced to the edge of the galaxy under the strain. With no reinforcements, no resources, and no long term hope of survival, they are forced to beg the Rebellion for aid.
Not that the Rebellion of all organisations can be the ally Death Squadron desperately needs… can they?
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illya, caught up in his feelings for napoleon, is offered a deal by angelique. against his better judgement, he takes it. (eventual napoleon/illya, with plenty of our favorite THRUSH femme fatale along the way.)
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Patches of Grey by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dozor/Night Watch universe, Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko
02 Aug 2007
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Spoilers for 'Night Watch' (the book), especially the last story: Three Great Others - thoughts, worries, schemes, hopes, envy and talks
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Black Pawn by vader_incarnate
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy - Timothy Zahn, Star Wars Legends: Dark Empire (Comics)
05 Jul 2022
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She's here to save him. He's not ready to be saved quite yet.
During the events of Dark Empire, Mara infiltrates the Emperor's stronghold on Byss to rescue a Luke Skywalker who doesn't actually want a rescue at all. Because why should he content himself with being a black pawn, when he could be the black king?
Or: your author was bothered by how the EU doesn't really deal with Luke falling to the Dark Side in Dark Empire, and also how Mara wasn't there, so decided to write a missing scene that explains, at least, why he got a new prosthetic hand during the comic.
Series
- Part 1 of The King's Gambit
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Set post Battle Ground.
Harry negotiates, with interludes for beer and punching.
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- Part 1 of Other Means
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,952
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
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- 828
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by FalliciousPuns
02 Sep 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Great Harry/Marcone! Awesome writing style. Explicit