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    Shane is unafraid (read: actually terrified) to say people who make out in public are disgusting. This goes for everyone, but it just so happens that he’s caught high-key judging a gay couple.

    Now everyone thinks he’s homophobic.

    Fuck his life.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “I think I know a secret,” Theo says, voice now softened to a whisper.

    “Oh, you do?” Theo beckons him forward, so Chris makes a big show of leaning towards him.

    “Buck and Eddie make each other happy,” Theo whispers. “They’re married.”

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    Buck and Eddie are not married. They really should be, though. Chris and Theo help with that.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

    Or:
    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “Man, I love these chocolate chip cookies! They’re so good!”

    Eddie and Hen turn around to face the kitchen. Sam - Sam - is standing behind the counter, a chocolate chip cookie halfway to his mouth, a second one waiting in his other hand.

    Eddie suppresses the urge to jump over the couch and take the cookies away from Sam. Sue him, he doesn't like sharing. Neither Buck nor his baked goods. And Sam? Eddie isn’t sure he deserves any of Buck’s baking. Not after the stunt he had pulled the week before.

    He doesn’t though. Because he is an adult and he knows how to behave. And there are enough cookies at home for him to indulge in.

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    With Buck’s hearing looming over them, Eddie finds it more and more difficult not to miss his best friend at work. Having Sam there as a constant reminder of Buck’s absence doesn’t make it any easier.

    Eddie might be a bit dramatic about it. But that’s just what Hen would say.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Yuna: [harrumphing] Well, then, why am I getting phone calls from Rolex and Reebox about tweets under the ‘hashtag hockey boy quitter’ tag because you don’t know how to treat a woman in the bedroom-

    David: [awkwardly] I thought I taught you better than this, son. A woman’s pleasure is just as important as yours, I told you this at sixteen we first had the birds and the bees conversation-

    Shane: [choking] Oh my God, please stop! Will you guys just listen for one second?

    Yuna: I don’t want to hear any excuses-

    David: Don’t raise your voice at me, young man-

    Shane: [he lets out a frustrated yell] JUST LISTEN-

    Yuna: [sounding shocked] Shane!

    Shane: [shouting] I’M GAY!

    (shane goes viral for rude texts to ‘lily’. women from his past come forward with stories of their own. cue the internet on a witchhunt, an embarrassing coming out, and shane having the worst day of his life)

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    31 May 2026