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Shut Up and Eat Already by Fanbulance_Alert
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Nov 2023
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Eskel tries to convince you to put down your books so you can eat. Lambert doesn't ask twice.
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- Part 1 of Take Care of Yourself
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Fairytale/Magic Prompt by Fanbulance_Alert
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
22 Oct 2016
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Witch!Marco tells and shows Werewolf!Jean and bedtime story.
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Vampire Problems (JeanMarco) by Fanbulance_Alert
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
16 Jun 2016
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Jean pisses off the most patient and forgiving man on Earth and has to find a way to make Marco forgive him. Marco has no problems using Jean's vampire weaknesses against him.
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Your body is like a playground I could never grow too old or too tired for. And I don't mean that in a sexual way.
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The Kid In The Front Seat by Fanbulance_Alert
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
16 Mar 2016
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Jean never really payed attention too or talked to anyone but notices a freckled kid who always sat at the front of the bus, tapping his shoe against the floor impatiently.
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Take Care of Yourself by Fanbulance_Alert
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Nov 2023
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Awkward feelings, arrest warrants, near-death experiences, and war have all kept them from admitting things and getting together.
But now things are calm for a moment and Fairgame can't wait any longer
Bookmarked by Fanbulance_Alert
24 Jun 2026
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A quiet, romantic dinner for two sounds perfect, right? Clover just wants to be on time for once. He gets all dressed and ready to go. He’s the organised one, after all. So how does he end up completely naked with a sassy bird telling him to hurry up? Great mysteries of life, hmmmm?
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23 Jun 2026
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Qrow is in Atlas on a mission and decides to work in a brothel while he's there, because he's bored, horny, and Ozpin didn't tell him he couldn't. A certain cute military man comes in with a specific request.
(Self-indulgent porn, in a world where sex work is just chill, and Qrow Branwen is simultaneously a legendary huntsman and therefore famous, and also able to go about his shenanigans uninterrupted because no one remembers what he looks like)
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12 Jun 2026
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The fatal error, the inherent weakness of Clover’s position, was that he had halted Qrow along the extensive margin but he could do nothing about the intensive. Which is to say he could hold Qrow’s wrist right where it was all night, three inches from his dick, and that didn’t stop his damned skilled fingers from doing whatever they wanted.
And they wanted to do quite a lot.
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Bookmarked by Fanbulance_Alert
05 Jun 2026
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Clover chuckled. “Anything worth doing is worth doing well. And you, Qrow, are worth doing. Over, and over, and over again.”
[Clover ties Qrow to a bed and tells him he's beautiful. Also, rides that dick.]
Bookmarked by Fanbulance_Alert
05 Jun 2026