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    I'm dumping all my answered prompts and gift drabbles here until I figure out a better way to organize things!

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    SPOILERS!!!

    Exactly what the title says! Post-season 4, (nearly) everyone lives happily ever after (eventually). Drabbles and stuff.

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    This is sort of a reskinning of Dragon Age in a near-futurish/alternate-presentish/retromodernish dystopia where the Internet is sort of the Fade and Links are like mages who can access it to do cool shit, and the Blight is a zombie technoplague, cuz why not? Oh, also, the setting is just, like, suburban wasteland (hence, "dystopian Walmart parking lot")...cuz that's the most grimdark aesthetic I know.

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  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    Set at the beginning of Apology Tour, Blitz slips and hits his head so hard it causes him to black out.

    Desperate for his relationship with Stolas to go back to the way it was, he gets the crazy idea to use this injury to fake amnesia.

    Except during the ensuing conversation Stolas blurts out that he's Blitz's boyfriend.

    Blitz could call him out on the lie, but then he'd have to reveal his amnesia story is bullshit... so he decides to work with it. What could possibly go wrong?

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  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    When Anders returns blearily to consciousness the first thing he sees is the earthy ceiling of a cave, badly illuminated by a nearby campfire. The second thing he sees, when he turns his head, is a pair of luminescent eyes staring right at him.

    “Maker!” Anders jerks upright, scrambling for his staff. His magic flares up in a sputtering, flimsy barrier. “What the—who the hell are you?”

    The pair of eyes belongs to an elven man, crouching next to Anders, wearing traveler’s clothes and a neutral, calm expression. “Good. I see your body has recovered,” he says, evidently unfazed by both the shouting and the magic. He rises up—and up, and up; this stranger is tall—and turns back towards his campfire. “Do try not to make any more sudden movements though.”

    Two hermits, carrying their own secrets, stumble upon each other.

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  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    The demon prince twirled between the plants, caressing them. The prince was swaying as he hummed, looking exactly where he belonged. A beautiful, tranquil, dangerous flower among the rest. The deep purple and red were a vibrant landscape only brought into focus as Stolas touched them. The scene was like a Romantic painting in a museum. A small part of Blitz felt dirty for engaging in his voyeuristic escapade, but he was entranced by that peaceful moment.
    Then, Stolas broke into a lilting melody:

    Que será, será
    Whatever will be, will be

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