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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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21 Jun 2026
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Many years ago, the young Lord Blackwood was struck by a terrible curse. Doomed to live as a hideous beast, he wanders his abandoned castle waiting for the day when someone will come and fall in love with his true self under the ferocious exterior, breaking his curse. Until then, he drifts through a life of solitude and isolation, resigned to being alone forever… and he would be, if only he could find a way to stop all these goddamn monsterfuckers trying to break down his front door.
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31 Dec 2025
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A big boy needs a big meal by The_Celestial_Artist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Dec 2025
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[SPOILERS FOR SEASON FIVE KINDA] While wandering the apocalyptic wasteland of the eyepocalypse, Jon and Martin come across a fucked up flesh restaurant. After giving the statement for that domain, Jon works up the courage to ask Martin to indulge him in a fantasy.
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- Part 2 of Cows and Culinary
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31 Dec 2025
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“Alright…” Jon thought for a moment, deciding how best to phrase his question. “What is something you would not normally tell me, but that wouldn’t be horribly upsetting for you if you did?”
“I asked you to compel me again because I think it’s hot,” Martin answered immediately, and then flushed a brilliant red. “Oh-kay, that, uh, wow…”
___Jon finds out that Martin thinks his compulsion is sexy, and offers to compel him while he masturbates.
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26 Dec 2025
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Lift Your Open Hand (Strike up the band) by PipPipCornflake
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Jun 2024
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Horrified to realise that the audience for his bestselling murder mysteries is 100% homophobic old men, Jon panics and goes on Strictly Come Dancing. As you do. As he dances towards that coverted mirrorball, he'll have to contend with his own self-image, an irritating(ly attractive) professional partner and getting cancelled on twitter for being homophobic. Wish him luck.
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24 Dec 2025