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• in things that are ephemeral. by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Work in Progress

  30 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Madeline Ashton/Helen Sharp
  • Madeline Ashton & Helen Sharp
  • Madeline Ashton/Ernest Menville/Helen Sharp
  • Madeline Ashton
  • Helen Sharp (Death Becomes Her)
  • Ernest Menville
  • Drabble Collection
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Fluff
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Attempt at Humor
  • fuckass throuple
  • Angst
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Baking

  Summary

  Death Becomes her drabbles and oneshots.

  OR

  Shitposts covering both the 1992 movie and the musical versions of each character.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,978

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  49

  Hits:

  572

• nothing personal by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  19 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Madeline Ashton/Reader
  • Madeline Ashton & Reader
  • Madeline Ashton/Ernest Menville
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Madeline Ashton
  • Stefan (Death Becomes Her)
  • Ernest Menville
  • Rose (Death Becomes Her)
  • Sugar Mommy
  • Boss/Employee Relationship
  • Age Difference
  • Cheating
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
  • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • First Kiss
  • Making Out
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Cunnilingus
  • Post-Coital Cuddling
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • Unhappy Ending
  • Mommy Kink
  • Secret Relationship
  • This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

  Summary

  You’re hired as Madeline Ashton’s new assistant, what could go wrong?

  OR

  Sugar Mommy!Madeline Ashton x Fem!Reader.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,621

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  14

  Kudos:

  40

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  342

• throw around me (but not my heart) by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Company - Sondheim/Furth  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Harry/Sarah (Company)
  • Sarah (Company)
  • Harry (Company)
  • Wrestling
  • Play Fighting
  • Married Life
  • Spanking
  • Making Out
  • Nipple Licking
  • Clothed Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • Spit as Lube
  • Cowgirl Position
  • Floor Sex
  • Couch Sex
  • Creampie
  • Size Kink
  • Breeding Kink
  • IF YOU SQUINT IM SORRY
  • this is just bullshit
  • Aftercare
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Porn with Feelings

  Summary

  Harry challenges Sarah to a rematch, chaos ensues.

  Series

  • Part 7 of it’s “i do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that,” (company)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,063

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  15

  Hits:

  238

• maybe it’s time to face the facts by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Company - Sondheim/Furth  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  10 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Harry/Sarah (Company)
  • Harry (Company)
  • Sarah (Company)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Angst
  • Married Life
  • Arguing
  • Substance Abuse
  • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending

  Summary

  Harry and Sarah get into a fight.

  Series

  • Part 6 of it’s “i do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that,” (company)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  837

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  14

  Hits:

  81

• rule breaker by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M
  • Complete Work

  09 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Madeline Ashton/Ernest Menville/Helen Sharp
  • Madeline Ashton/Helen Sharp
  • Madeline Ashton/Ernest Menville
  • Ernest Menville/Helen Sharp
  • Madeline Ashton
  • Helen Sharp (Death Becomes Her)
  • Ernest Menville
  • Porn with Plot
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Throuples | Triad Relationships
  • Dom!Helen Sharp
  • Dom!Ernest Menville
  • Sub!Madeline Ashton
  • Dom/sub
  • Mommy Kink
  • Daddy Kink
  • Punishment
  • Masturbation
  • Ball Gags
  • Light Bondage
  • Making Out
  • Nipple Play
  • Cunnilingus
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Hair-pulling
  • Blow Jobs
  • Face-Fucking
  • Come Swallowing
  • Thigh Riding
  • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Creampie
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Slight Dacryphilia
  • Praise Kink
  • Degradation Kink
  • Aftercare
  • Post-Coital Cuddling
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

  Summary

  Madeline gets caught, Ernest and Helen are left to dish out the consequences.

  OR

  Madhelest filth.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,050

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  43

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  878