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    For the Voiceteam 2024 Challenge of "Voice Battle", with the concept of battling PoVs

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    All of farkenshnoffingottom's podfics within the PJO verse, including collabs. Works are unrelated, unless otherwise specified

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Eight-year-old Dick Grayson watches his parents die for the second time. He has 30 years' worth of memories of a family falling apart even as they tried to stick together. So when Bruce Wayne shows up as he kneels beside his parents' bodies for the second time, Dick grabs onto his father, turns to the universe and says "No way am I letting you tear my family apart again."

    Everyone else is just along for the ride.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “So,” says Rach. “D’you think it really happened, then?”

    “I think that an enterprising person may saw through a gallows' ropes if given the time, and that summer heat and rain together will rot any crop if the tarps are stolen, and that poison kills a man more surely than any stained silk, and that even if such magic existed it has never favored the powerless,” Adelina says, somewhat more bitterly than she means to. “But it is a good story.”

    In which Adelina is caught in the act. This affects a few things.

    Canon-divergence from Inexplicifics’ “Must Brave The Thorns”

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    06 Jun 2026

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    From a tumblr writing prompt "You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive."

    The Soothsayer just wanted to help.

    Now complete, do not repost without permission. (If you see this on amazon, it isn't me)

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    25 May 2026

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    When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.

    Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?

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    24 May 2026