9 Works by Florted_for_Fun
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Jitterbug by Florted_for_Fun
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
06 Sep 2025
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Lone signal operator Derrick Darling receives haunting broadcasts from the TCN authorities about the arrival and propagation of an unprecedented threat of extraterrestrial origins.
Convinced that this apocalypse of interstellar scale will inevitably hit his pre-colonization rim-world, Darling goes to extreme lengths to keep watch and do what must be done to avoid abduction - including sacrifices of his humanity in an oxymoronic gambit to preserve it.
Now it's a waiting game. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting...
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Sit Pretty & Realize How Small You Are by Florted_for_Fun
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide, Original Work, HDG - Splintervine AU
03 Sep 2025
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Before mankind made second-contact, the crew of Invincible - a flagship ultraheavy starship - had been slugging it out against the corpo-fascist Accord for their entire lives.
Now a xenothreat like no other has temporarily settled the feud and all guns are turned outwards. For Pearl Epithet, Intel Officer 1st-Class, the fight is do or die. She has no pretense of peace and no self-determination beyond duty.
But when the sirens blare and mayhem rules in the close-quarters conflict orbiting a stellar giant, she's left to the whims of a confusing, and especially handsy, eldritch alien rescue.
How long can the human will stand tall in the face of a being that believes they're so very small? and one that intends to make that nebulous perspective a physical, loving reality, no less?
Pearl is primed to fitfully find out...
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A Floret Allergic by Florted_for_Fun
Fandoms: Original Work, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
08 Feb 2025
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I was the dregs of society. A hard 'punk, smearing the name of a gruesome system - and no more valuable than any two-time criminal. Until that great, looming vessel broke against our battered atmosphere and set things straight! Our new overlords offered us a way out of our doom-spiral. Any sensible person took it.
And anybody who didn't? They were cordially convinced.
Now, everything's perfect.
Almost everything.
There's one specific something I can't partake of in this practical forever paradise - and no matter what, today, I'm gonna get my fix.
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Collar You Forever by Florted_for_Fun
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide, Original Work
15 Nov 2024
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You, one Talia Ingalls, are the dignified daughter of a centuries-spanning shipbuilding family. You led the marketing and PR for your father's company, spurring the war machine against mankind's newest, most dastardly xenothreat: The Affini Compact.
Now you're captive in the clutches of those same vine-slinging sophonts beside your beloved partner, Katie Granger - who seems strangely calm about the whole situation.
Will you retain your resistance and nobility or will the possessive coaxing of your dearest, dommy love spin that heart into a wellspring of subbiness?
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Sapphire Sensorium by Florted_for_Fun
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide, HDG - Splintervine AU, Original Work
10 Nov 2024
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FATHOMS is an Accord project to properly parse potentially lucrative oceanic worlds. One able-bodied man per installation with nothing but a central A.I. and a plethora of automatons to keep them company.
Dannie Marlo, dutiful denizen of terran space, has been operating out of one such station that carves a claim from the roaring white-caps to the plunging depths.
With little contact beyond his wave-battered walls, there's nothing to give him a solid gander at the universe around this billowing sea-globe - and out of the blue, the alarms are singing that he's not alone.
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Affinity '99 by Florted_for_Fun
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide, Original Work
24 Oct 2024
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The war has ground to a solid stop. The conqueror Compact’s considerable fleets have flung themselves, uncontested, across the former Accord cluster - bettering the lives of everyone they encounter.
Robin Constant, lowly security officer for O’Neill ‘99 - a colony installation spinning on the axis of a formidable gas giant - has spent his life managing the discordant overpopulation aboard the cylinder.
Now the Affini are arriving at ‘99 and primed to relieve the strain on their fragile biome. But old, broken and suffering a wealth of radiation scarring, will Robin even be able to enjoy it?
A Human Domestication Guide story, exploring what it’s like to have your life lovingly handed back to you without conditions or care for how battered your body is or how troubled your past might’ve been.
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The crew of Invincible, a Terran splinter-state ultraheavy starship, gets a bead on an alien superweapon and is tasked to engage.
Mayhem ensues - leaving one human woman to the whims of an unexpected, and especially handsy, alien rescue.
How long can the human will stand tall in the face of a being that believes they're so very small? and one that intends to make that nebulous perspective a physical, loving reality, no less?
Pearl is primed to fitfully find out...
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Final Feeling by Florted_for_Fun
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
13 Sep 2024
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A microfic highlighting how unconditional love should stay true no matter how much you age. A look further into the future, centuries after the Terran Domestication War, where the first wave of florets have lived long and lovely lives.
The end of an era.
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Only Soul by Florted_for_Fun
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide, Original Work
06 Sep 2024
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One burnt-out Accord physicist grapples with their own waning sanity on the furthest extents of the frontier. A teetering threat to their life's work has their mind in a vice, and a week of scarcely any sleep finally compels them to seek a more drastic measure of care - a procedure that isn't at all what they bargained for.
A story set before the Terran Domestication War.