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The tone rings out, and he answers while smoking, distracted, hands moving across the chopping board. He doesn't offer a greeting - he wants the silence on the other end of the phone to act first.
"I want you... to perish, choking on your own spit and begging for my mercy, sobbing and clutching onto my clothes as I snap your little neck in my hand."
"Yeah, I can't put that in a to-go box, asshole."Series
- Part 1 of Leaving The Phone Off The Hook
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27 Sep 2024
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like a prayer (for which no words exist) by honeyboyyoongi
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
30 Apr 2018
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“When you came up here for college, your brother asked me to take care of you. I don’t think he meant with my dick.”
In which Yoongi is in love, Jungkook is a little shit, and Seokjin is oblivious.
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22 Sep 2024
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Yoongi pauses in his step, literally stops dead with one foot hovering in the air. “Uh,” he says stupidly. “Don’t eat me.”
The dragon blinks, then all at once, pushes itself up from where it lies across the top of the hill, adjusting its body so that it sits upright. It is so tall that its head has to slot between the branches of the huge purple tree above.
“Don’t eat me,” Yoongi repeats.
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Min Yoongi kidnaps a dragon.
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20 Sep 2024
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“Blue shorts. No shirt. Six pack. Heineken.” by RNA for ikui
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
30 Nov 2018
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a married couple spots a twink they like.
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03 Dec 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
This is so perfectly written I don't know where to start.
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After the world is struck with a virus that robs people of their senses, Yoongi becomes Seokjin’s eyes and Seokjin becomes Yoongi’s voice.
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03 Dec 2021
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“why does yoongi-hyung hate me,” jungkook mumbles.
“we’re still on that?” jimin raises his eyebrows. “he doesn’t hate you. he just doesn’t like being in front of a camera.”
(jungkook is the only one yoongi won't film with and it just really bothers jungkook for some reason.)
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- Part 3 of for u.
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05 Jul 2021
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LMAO <3 Buzzfeed AU
Somehow I love Jin the most in this -
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Something hot curls gently in the pit of Jimin’s stomach and he breaks away from that intense gaze to look down at his hands, his face warming, his mind whirring. What the fuck was that? an incredulous and horrifyingly sober little voice in his head demands. That, right there, in your stomach? I hope to God those weren’t lustful little fucking butterflies, Park Jimin, I swear to God. I know you get horny when you’re drunk, and all, but have some restraint...
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Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It's impossible. It's his only option.
Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It's not in the cards. He's stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she's determined to see him march down the aisle.
The chaebol arranged marriage au that exactly one and a half people asked for.
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01 Jun 2021
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Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
Nature of Relationship:Friends with BenefitsSex Enemies
Length of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin's Dick:Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.- Language:
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01 Jun 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
May just be the funniest piece of writing I've ever read.