ForIronicPurposes
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Derek is having a splendid time enjoying the frat party he and his pack threw, especially when he runs into a particular human with a decidedly great laugh. As things get heated none of them realize the big mistake that happened and are going to have to deal with the consequences.
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Rose suggests a book and takes her leave. Kanaya goes back to her initial work. Except she doesn't.
{Sorry for the really bad summary ^-^"}
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Stiles never thought fairies would be his down fall. Now Stiles is kind of forced to “haunt” his friends and Derek is the only one who refuses to let them give up on him. It would be endearing if it wasn’t so sad.
It doesn’t help that people keep mysteriously drowning either. Turns out Stiles can actually feel more useless.
“Okay, Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, I get it! Weird pack dynamics actually work without me. Can I go home?”
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19 Jun 2025
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It Seems Like Once Again You'd Have to Greet Me with Goodbye by i_dont_read
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2024
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“What’s happened? Have you found him?”
“Yes, we’ve found him, but—”
“You have? Where is he? I need to talk to him."
“I’m afraid that’s not possible, Auror Potter. I insist you sit down. This is going to be a lot of paperwork, and it’s better that we get it over with as soon as possible.”
“Not possible? That’s fucking rubbish! I’m his auror, I should be allowed to speak with him."
“It’s not possible because he’s dead."
“What?” Harry breathed, though it sounded so unlike his voice he wasn’t entirely sure if he was actually the one who spoke.
“Draco Malfoy is dead.”
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- Part 2 of The Knife Twists At The Thought
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21 Oct 2023
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He was in control.
He wasn’t going to transform.
Not now. Not yet.
“Whatever happens,” Said Potter, “I hope you won’t ever forget me.”
If Draco knew one thing for certain, it was that forgetting Harry Potter was never going to be an option.It's sixth year and Draco Malfoy has a secret. No one believes Harry when he insists that he is up to something and a Dragon is stalking Hogwarts. When Malfoy goes missing, Harry makes a startling discovery that changes everything he thought he knew about his rival. Draco must fix the Vanishing Cabinet, but he must also protect his darkest secret at all costs - he just never thought that Potter would be the one to help him do it.
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20 Oct 2023
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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17 Feb 2023
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The war was over.
Or at least that’s what the papers said.
They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.
Maybe they did.
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In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.
It's super.
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16 Feb 2023