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The Life and Crimes of Draco Malfoy by Beforetherealbook
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2026
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Every story has at least two sides. This is Draco's.
A canon-compliant retelling of the seven Harry Potter books and beyond from Draco Malfoy's point of view.
**Canon up to the epilogue**
PROLOGUE (Chapter 1)
YEAR 1: Draco Malfoy and the Girl on the Train (Chapters 2-11)
YEAR 2: Draco Malfoy and the Problem with Mudbloods (Chapters 12-28)
YEAR 3: Draco Malfoy and the Dark Family Secrets (Chapters 29-51)
YEAR 4: Draco Malfoy and the Bulgarian Seeker (Chapters 52-79)
YEAR 5: Draco Malfoy and the Toad in Pink
YEAR 6: Draco Malfoy and the Impossible Task
YEAR 7: Draco Malfoy and the Master Who Knew Him
YEAR 8: Draco Malfoy and the Crimes He Lived
EPILOGUE
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Bookmarked by Formal_Owl
17 Jun 2026
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“Going to hit me, Granger?”
She huffed and pulled away, straightening up and brushing her shaking hand down the front of her white robes.
“Wouldn’t be the first time.”
Granger ignored him and walked back to her desk, a resolute expression on her face.
“What if I say please?”
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DRACO MALFOY IS DIRECTIONLESS, unless crashing and burning qualifies as moving in a direction. He’s perfectly content to piss away his time in pubs and dark alleys until his debauchery becomes too public. Wizengamot-mandated therapy is the last stop before Azkaban. If imbibing is off the table, terrorising his Healer might be the next best thing.
HERMIONE GRANGER IS NO LONGER AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, and truth be told, it rankles. Proving the validity of her experimental research will finally allow her to move forward. And she’ll be damned if she lets a certain blond-haired ponce hold her back from the success of this study.
This is a story of redemption and forgiveness, with a good deal of pining, prose, and wanking along the way.
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- Part 1 of Sanguine
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16 Jun 2026
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During the Second Wizarding War, an elite team of operatives was born.
A safehouse full of emotionally unstable teenagers, a handful of “appropriate adults” and one question changed the tide of the war.
What would you do to save your people?
Now declassified, their stories reveal the brave actions of those who decided that standing up was more important than staying safe.
This book uncovers a side of the war that was never publicised.Fought in the shadows. Hidden from the record. Until now.
[Updates on Friday or Saturday. But don’t hold me to it.]
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- Part 1 of The House
Bookmarked by Formal_Owl
09 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter thought he was done saving the world.
At forty-six, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are exhausted war heroes held together by friendship, sarcasm, and decades of trauma—until a magical accident throws them into an alternate universe and back into their eleven-year-old bodies.
This world is wrong.
Harry’s parents are alive, he has a twin brother, and somehow *the other twin* is the famous Boy-Who-Lived. James and Lily barely acknowledge Harry while doting on Adrian, their arrogant golden child. Ron’s family is strangely obsessed with fame, and Hermione’s parents feel cold and distant.
But Harry isn’t a neglected child anymore. He’s already survived two wars.
So the quartet decides to ignore the family drama, survive Hogwarts, quietly destroy Voldemort’s Horcruxes early, and maybe enjoy school this time around.
Unfortunately, Hogwarts sees them as mysterious prodigies who always seem far too capable for children.
And during the Triwizard Tournament, everything changes when Cedric returns from the graveyard alone with Voldemort’s message:
He never wanted the famous twin.
He wanted Harry Potter.
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11 May 2026
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Hermione has a routine she enjoys, a job that excites her, a never-ending stream of suitors, and friends and family who love her. Her one problem? Draco Malfoy. Why does he keep turning up everywhere she goes?
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Or, Draco is an opportunist.
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Bookmarked by Formal_Owl
08 May 2026