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The Took blood in bilbo was often described as a sleeping dragon: quiet, respectable, and buried under layers of velvet waistcoats and doilies. But as the Company of Thorin Oakenshield pressed further into the wild, the "Baggins" side of Bilbo began to wither under the heat of adrenaline, and the "Took" side woke up with a roar and a thirst for heights.
By the time they reached the lands of Beorn, Bilbo wasn't just a burglar; he was a walking heart attack for thirteen Dwarves.
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21 Mar 2026
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When words can wound, Snape decides to weaponise them.
A truth potion of his own creation, Subtilis Veritas, Veritaserum’s elegant, twisted cousin.
Three days of chaos follow.
The Marauders don’t know what hit them.
And he witnesses it all.‘You know, when you’re angry, you look so much like your brother, like a true Black.’
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10 Feb 2026
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will you lay yourself down and dig your grave by sargeantwoof
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2021
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Luna's mother dies much earlier in her life. As a result, she grows up unfamiliar with love and touch.
This changes almost everything.
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When a series of “perfectly explainable” accidents turns Hogwarts upside down, a very done-with-everything Severus Snape finds himself at the centre of legal loopholes, escalating mishaps, and one suspiciously extremely determined Lucius Malfoy.
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The Harry Potter universe belongs to J.K. Rowling. Any improvements to Severus Snape’s existence were added without permission and with great enthusiasm.Series
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24 Dec 2025
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The Unexpected Rebirth of Severus Snape by ABoxOfMacaronsPlease
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Apr 2025
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Severus Snape had been dying one moment, and then all of a sudden, he awoke as a baby. A girl baby with living parents who should have been dead. Faced with a second chance, Severus, now Severa, restarts her life with a new perspective towards the world. Whatever wit she had in her previous life remained, but she decided it would be better to not be as caustic.
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25 Sep 2025