FunctionalChaos
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- Lucifer (TV) (1)
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16-year-old Trixie reads Paradise Lost in school and comes homes with some questions.
Lucifer tells Trixie his side of the story about the Silver City and about his fall.
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- Part 1 of The Bible According to Lucifer
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History is written by the winners, but the loser still has a story to tell.
This is biblical and apocryphal stories told by our favorite Devil.
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Holding Out For A Hero by viciousmaukery
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Shrek (Movies)
23 Jun 2026
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A simple but heartfelt re-imagining of Shrek 2, set after the events of Baldur's Gate 3 and starring Wyll and Astarion as everyone's favourite fairy tale couple.
(Crack treated very, very seriously.)
(Astarion is Shrek.)
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
22 Jun 2026
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Astarion lies like breathing—which is to say, if he ever forgets to, that’ll be the end of him.
Or: in which Astarion needs to learn when to shut up, Wyll’s life is falling apart, and Karlach is just happy to be here.
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- Part 2 of Status: Polymorphed
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Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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- English
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- 11,604
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 4,978
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
15 Jun 2026
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He stares at the ground, seemingly unable to lift his head. Everyone else's eyes are on Mizora, waiting for the ambush—this is some trick, surely? She can't be letting him go? She must have some other ace, some other tactic? Just like that?—everyone except Astarion, that is, whose eyes he can feel boring into his newly unbound soul.
He thought they might have been… something, once. Something real, Astarion had called it. Somewhere between the Grove and the imposing edifice of Moonrise, they’d become more than friends.
Despite Astarion’s insincerity and Wyll’s learned caution, something genuine had kindled.
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An imagining of Wyll and Astarion's developing relationship in Act 3 onwards.
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
11 Jun 2026
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always a blade at heart by Raayide for odessacastle
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
14 Mar 2025
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Wyll Ravengard is the heir of Baldur's Gate, the son of the Grand Duke—but such a title cannot protect everyone. Astarion is still refusing to speak of who broke his ribs and owns him as a courtesan, other than a single mention of Enver Gortash. Wyll has sworn to save him, and to do so, he must brave the political world of Baldur's Gate and an evil budding beneath the city he loves.
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- English
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- 40,632
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
07 Jun 2026