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    Wemmbu gets turned into a child and does what any 5 year-old would do, who finds themselves surrounded by strange adults: He calls for his parents.

    Nobody expects the consequences that ensue.

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    26 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 23

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    ‘May the Great Sea guide me through the deepest ocean, get me through the strongest currents, and grant me the will to sail through the harshest of winds,’” Jaden mumbles, almost to himself. Wemmbu shivers as a sudden breeze rushes past him. He wraps his arms around himself, glancing back up at Jaden. “‘May she grant me the blessing of hosting her children, of granting homage towards her land, her sea. May the Great Sea give me the honor of being the protector of everything she deems necessary.’

    or:
    promise duo, and a conversation about gods, myths and everything inbetween

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    28 May 2026

  3. Rec 52

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    “Something has been feeling really…wrong. Recently. I dunno.” Wemmbu's not sure why he says it, what possesses him to say it. “You seem like the kinda guy to have answers to,” he pauses, searching for the word, before settling lamely on, “stuff.” He waves a hand dismissively.

    “Wrong?” Minute echoes. “Wrong how? What do you mean?”

    He tenses, shifting uncomfortably under the vulnerability of it all. “I dunno— Look, whatever, forget I said anything about that. I’m not tryin’ to talk about my feelings with you, man. I’m not getting into the— the Wemmbu lore. We aren’t doing a fucking minecraft therapy session right now,” he says defensively, voice rising just a tad too loud, a pitch too high.

    Minute does his best to fight off a small smile. “Okay, bro. Whatever. You’re the one who brought it up, jeez.” He holds his hands up, palms facing outwards, in mock surrender. “I was just trying to be a good friend.”

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    OR: After Wemmbu asks the simple question of why Minute doesn't believe in killing anyone, they have a heart-to-heart and Wemmbu gains some insight into his own feelings

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “Wemmbu?”

    Wemmbu spun around and felt a wave of relief crash over him as he realized he was looking at another human being. Maybe he wasn’t in hell after all! “Oh my god, I’ve actually been looking for literally any living person I could talk to. You don't even know how happy I am to see you.”

    The person raised an eyebrow as their eyes scanned over Wemmbu. “No you’re… huh. You look almost identical to Wemmbu, just… off.” They brought their eyes back up to meet his. “Does Wemmbu have a twin I wasn’t aware of?”

     

    Or: pvp civilization Wemmbu gets teleported to uu.... surely nothing bad could come from that!!

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    05 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 8

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    25 Dec 2025