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• Milk & Kisses by Funky_Queer

  Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  25 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado/Reader
  • Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado/You
  • Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado/Player Character
  • Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado
  • Fluff
  • Domestic
  • romantic
  • Foreplay
  • Aftercare
  • Oral Sex
  • Vibrator
  • gender neutral reader
  • No use of y/n
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • but very slightly as a treat
  • Implied post-realization (Date Everything)
  • ambiguous genitalia
  • That goes for Hector too! He doesn't undress in this!
  • trans author
  • no beta we die like hank 6
  • I Love Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado
  • Freeform
  • attempts at poetry
  • Voice Kink

  Summary

  Gender-neutral reader/player x Hector

  Hector has been planning to help you settle into the weekend after a long hard week of work. He doesn't feel like he needs/wants sexual relief tonight but is still eager to preform an act of service for you by getting you off! Channeling my inner service into him :3 Might edit if need be, I just NEED to get this out in the world rn tho.

  Title in reference to the Cocteau Twins album that I have been listening to a LOT lately. Not really related to anything tbh, I just think they're neat.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Out of the Vents, Into the Sheets

  Language:

  English

  Words:

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