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    25 Jun 2026

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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    After giving up Grogu, Din's plan was to drift listlessly through space, be sad forever, and bounty hunt until he dropped. He was not going to be Mand'alor.

    Well, the Darksaber has thoughts on that. It has many, many thoughts.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are captured by the Mandalorian Empire on a mission to protect Padme Amidala. The good news is: they all succesfully hide their identities so they easily escape the Integration centre, they get forced into, which was not adapted to keep Jedi trapped. The bad news: none of them are very good at keeping a low profile. At all.

     

    “Barriss Offee is one of Ahsoka’s new classmates.”
    “Is she…?”
    “...integrated?” Ahsoka finished his question. “Yes but she still promised she wouldn’t tell on us being here.”
    “Could she be lying?”
    “Sure, but what could we do about it?”
    “I got promoted,” Anakin tried to hide his enthusiasm. “I am now allowed to repair beskar'gam for the palace guard.”
    Padme rubbed her eyes. “Well talking about promotions… I guess I am now the president of the parent teacher association of Ahsoka's school.”
    Obi-Wan sighed. “How did every single one of us managed to make our situation even worse than it already was?”
    Anakin looked at him with narrowed eyes. “Every single one of us?”
    Obi-Wan closed his eyes, took a deep breath and answered. “I slept with the Mand’alor’s son.”
    “YOU DID WHAT?”

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Obi-Wan is ferried down to the planet Galidraan with the rest of the Mandalorians on board the ship. He's faced with the cold, the evil, and the downright terrifying. Luckily, this time, he's got people in his corner who won't let him explore it alone. Still, something feels off about this place..

    He intends to find out why.

     

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    How Obi-Wan saves a creed.

     

    (I made a tumblr account for the art. Still updating! https://www.tumblr.com/royalchili)

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    12 Jun 2026