GayRainbowWizard



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift.

    He sips into his mug... Blegh.

    The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it really is the only thing keeping his eyes open.

    Then the comm crackles.

    “Hello, Robert.”

    Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.

    “I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”

    Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    216,953
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,076
    Kudos:
    8,352
    Bookmarks:
    1,171
    Hits:
    175,207

    26 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

    Tags
    Summary

    To the Decepticons, Tarn is Megatron’s most loyal Hound. To the Autobots, he is a relentless enforcer who cannot be reasoned with. But the truth is far less noble—Tarn and the DJD are mercenaries, their loyalty bought and paid for. Megatron maintains the illusion, and only Soundwave and Shockwave know better.

    Tarn stays for one reason: money. Because hidden far from the war, in the fragile neutrality of Peaceful Tyranny, lives his Conjunx—Starscream. Not a soldier, not a schemer, just a civilian who chose to love a monster and live with the consequences.

    Every mission Tarn takes, every life he ends, is simply a transaction to keep Starscream safe.

    The lie holds—until the Autobots discover the truth. Now Tarn’s secret is exposed, and the most feared Decepticon suddenly has something to lose.

    And Tarn will destroy anyone who dares to take it from him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,837
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    6,603

    23 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

    Tags
    Summary

    Ben and Rook's relationship is... in a weird patch. Like, yeah they're dating but as far as they knew, no one else KNEW they were dating. Save for Kevin and Gwen of course. Frankly even then their relationship was in a weird gray area of 'What are we?' So they decided one time to just...experiment. See how that plays out.

    It's gonna be FIIIINNNE even if there's not that much risk they're protected! Everything's gonne be just FIN- Rook's pregnant.... whoops.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,487
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    892

    26 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    last read 3

  4. Public Bookmark 12

    Tags
    Summary

    For as long as he could remember, Kade Burns was obsessed with the color red. It would draw his attention everywhere he looked. The red sunsets, the red blooms, the red cardinals in winter. The red truck. His red truck.

    In which Kade and Heatwave finally start to understand each other in their own perplexing way.

    (THIS IS THE REWRITE IN PROGRESS)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,481
    Chapters:
    6/9
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    642

    13 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    last read 6

  5. Public Bookmark 65

    Tags
    Summary

    Miko learns that Optimus Prime and Ratchet never got to have a proper sparkbonding ceremony. She takes it upon herself to plan them a wedding. What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,353
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    5,897

    11 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Last read 2