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    The guest list, when he passed it to her, was surprising.

    So much so that she set her morning tea aside to give first it and then him a good looking over.

    “Really?” she remarked skeptically. “These are who you’d invite?”

    “It’s your birthday.” Leaned back in his chair, an ankle over his opposite knee, he was the picture of nonchalance. “Wouldn’t you want your friends to be there?”

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    Or, it's Hermione's birthday and Draco always gets her what she wants.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Just when Draco was considering apparating all three of them straight back into Blaise’s bed, he noticed with a slowly dawning trepidation that Blaise was holding a candy cane, one he’d clearly nicked from one of the decorated Christmas trees in the dining room.

    He took his time unwrapping it slowly, and then with a gleam in his eye, he handed it to Granger.

    Draco swallowed hard.

    Surely they weren’t—they wouldn’t–

    Shit.

    They absolutely would.

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    When Draco is nervous about coming out as a triad to his parents, Blaise and Granger have their own tried and true methods for distracting him.

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    03 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    “Is that a bloody love bite?!” Theo jumped up and moved to sit beside Draco on the sofa. The brunette grabbed his friends chin and tilted it to get a better look. “Fucking hell, it is! And a good one at that! Good on you, Granger!”

    Hermione’s smile faltered and she felt a blush creep up her cheeks as Draco turned to her with wide eyes. “Me?! I didn’t do that! I’ve just returned home and found both of you like this!”

    “If you didn’t do it then who…” Theo trailed off before suddenly gasping. “Me?! You’re saying I did this?!”

    “It would appear so as we were the only ones here last night and your lips are swollen!” Draco scowled and pushed him away. “What the fuck Theo?!”

    Hermione returns home to a trashed flat and Theo and Draco are to blame. She decides to play a prank on the men as a means of revenge. When they awake to love bites and swollen lips, secrets are soon revealed that change the relationship between, Hermione, her flatmate and his best mate forever.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    “What are you doing in my office, Malfoy?” she asked, toeing the line between businesslike and unfriendly.

    He glanced over, eyes flicking from her face down her body once, before fixing his attention back on her books.

    “I was under the impression you were an investigative journalist,” he quipped, then lifted a hand to the spines.

    “Don’t touch my books,” she snapped. “You can’t just invite yourself in.”

    “The witch downstairs implied your assistant could.” He gestured to himself with the raised hand, turning his obedience at not messing with her things into something distinctly insouciant. Prat.

    And then his words registered.

    She jolted back like she’d been slapped, blinking against the cognitive assault. “What? No. You’re claiming that you are my new research assistant?”

    “Cracked it in one,” he drawled, sliding his hands into his trouser pockets.

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    Or where Hermione is investigating a highly suspect bit of plant cultivation and Draco accidentally helps.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Truth be told, it was probably the accent.

    God, she loved that accent.

    Clearly, her ongoing yearlong booty call sessions with yet another British man that she most definitely shouldn’t be sleeping with showed how weak she was for that fucking accent.

     

    or the one in which Hermione ends up accidentally sleeping with her poly-fuck buddies royal boyfriend.

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    11 Mar 2026