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What a Barb! by StrawberryWhorecake
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
28 Jun 2026
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Colin's brothers, helpful sorts that they are, decide there's only one cure for his lingering virginity: a trip to a brothel.
The plan goes about as well as expected.
Convinced he's the only man in England incapable of wanting a stranger, Colin spends the next week wondering if something is terribly wrong with him.
Then Penelope Featherington makes one scandalously amusing joke, and Colin discovers that perhaps the problem was never a lack of desire.
Perhaps he's simply been in love with his best friend.
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28 Jun 2026
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“What’s wrong?”
“Erm… well… fuck. Ok. Colin.” She clears her throat. “I’m so sorry, but this is a call of shame.”
“A what?”
“A call of shame. I might… I might have chlamydia.”
“Oh.” MY FUCKING GOD. He doesn’t say that part out loud but he thinks it very loudly. “Ok.” She’s going to be freaking out.
“No. No, not ok. Not ok at all. We fucked!”
“I remember.” It is absolutely top of the wank bank.
“And not like sensible adults.”
“I remember that too.” If felt fucking incredible.
“So you might have chlamydia.”
“I understand how STIs work, Pen.”
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28 Jun 2026
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I hope you blush, just a little by Kaitlin_With_a_K
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
10 Jun 2026
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Friday, 17:55
Colin: Alright, update Featherington, where are you?
Pen: At the same bar, but maybe I should leave.
Colin: Why would you leave?
Pen: The bartender just gave me free chips and topped off my wine with a wink 🙂
Colin: LEAVE!! Who is this man I will fight for your honour
Pen: Colin — free chips
Pen: Except, you’re not actually here
Colin: …
Colin: I’m booking a flight
Pen: OH MY GOD COLIN DO NOT
Colin: I want to
Pen: Colin Christopher Bridgerton you must swear on the holiest thing available which I know from previous conversations is my pussy, so swear on my vagina you will not book a flight to New York right now!
Colin: ….
Colin:. ….
Colin: Yeah, I swear.
Colin: How dare you make me swear on the PenussyBookmarked by Goldfable
10 Jun 2026
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The Wrong Woman by StrawberryWhorecake
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Jun 2026
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Colin Bridgerton has received a ransom note for his fiancee. Which is rather odd because Miss Thompson is safe and sound at the Featheringtons and-
Wait.
Where's Penelope?
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09 Jun 2026
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It's maybe not something he should be doing for his friend. It is maybe too much, not normal, but Colin likes how it makes him feel. For two months a year he gets to be a man who has a girl to buy flowers for. Sometimes when the florist says for your girlfriend? he will say yeah, and when they say lucky girl he will say yeah, yeah she is or I'm the lucky one and for a few moments he is another person entirely, a man with a purpose and a life and a warm flat with a pretty girl in it, waiting upside down on the sofa for her peonies with her hair trailing.
Better than the reality, that he is a thirty-two year old loser with no job (which is why he can afford to be loping around the city all day looking for flowers). No job no girlfriend no point.
It is the happiest he is all year.
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colin has a realisation during peony season
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03 Jun 2026