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Astarion stares at him through half-lidded lids, and prays to nothing he believes in that this will work.
The detective’s hand doesn’t shake as it turns around and lights the end of Astarion’s cigarette. His broad fingers don’t slip when they click the wheel, and his fingers wrap around the lighter with a sturdy grip.
Astarion sets up a meeting with private investigator Gale Dekarios, who has a reputation for getting people out of difficult situations.
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Astarion swears up and down that there is no feasible way for that many mephits to spawn out what was apparently thin air.
Bloodweave Brainrot's 31 Gays of Summer - Day 9 - Fireflies
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- Part 9 of 31 Gays of Summer 2025 - Haarlec
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It’s none of Gale’s business, it really isn’t, but the summer air outside is sweltering and he hates the idea of the man having to wait around to catch another train if he’s missed his stop. And though he’s never noticed if the man has ever recognised him, he likes to believe that there’s some chivalry and kindness still alive in the world. He prefers to think that if their situations were reversed, that the stranger would do the same for him, after months of making the same commute almost every day.
Gale and Astarion ride the same train to work and home almost every day, but haven't interacted.
Until now.Bloodweave Brainrot's 31 Gays of Summer - Day 8 - Sundress/Sunhat
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- Part 8 of 31 Gays of Summer 2025 - Haarlec
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“Careful, darling,” Astarion’s lip curls up as he leans forward. “You don’t want me to mess up, do you?”
They're back for this year's Pride Festival, only this time Astarion and Gale are dating.
Bloodweave Brainrot's 31 Gays of Summer - Day 7 - Rainbow
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- Part 7 of 31 Gays of Summer 2025 - Haarlec
- Part 2 of Haarlec's Modern AU Pride Collection
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He is excited to celebrate Dragondown with Astarion. The vampire has taken to most other cultural events and festivals with delight; he’d thrived at Simril and absolutely loved Liar’s Night. Gale rather thinks Astarion will enjoy the parade and the pantomime of the dragon-slaying, especially after they’d fought against both an alive and an undead one during their adventures together.
Gale wants to take Astarion to celebrate the Summer Solstice in Waterdeep, but has to surmount the little sunlight-problem first.
Bloodweave Brainrot's 31 Gays of Summer - Day 6 - Solstice
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- Part 6 of 31 Gays of Summer 2025 - Haarlec
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I'm taking it a little less seriously and having more fun twisting the prompts this year! Please enjoy the chaos :)
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A series of one-shots responding to the Bloodweave Brainrot 31 Gays of Summer prompts.
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Nice Day for Fishing, Ain't It? Crack Fics by Haarlec
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Aug 2024
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these furious passions, these chances by Ark for triedunture
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2019
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Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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02 Jun 2026
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something you can fix by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Dec 2025
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Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But the video didn’t end there.
“Can I ask if you’ve ever been with another guy?” she had to ask.
And he, tears visible in his eyes, had to nod.
Just once. Just a single nod.
Why did he have to nod?
“Have you ever told anyone that before?” He shook his head. “Was it different? With a guy?”
“Of course.”
Of course.
“Was it better?”
“Yes.”
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Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.
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30 Mar 2026
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Illya doesn’t pick up on Napoleon’s unconventional preferences until they become mission relevant.
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Bookmarked by Haarlec
29 Dec 2025
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Following the events of "Halo Effect," Thomas Barrow goes to war.
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- Part 2 of Halo Effect
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13 Sep 2025