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Hermione braced herself for impact. For recognition. For old bitterness.
But Malfoy only offered a lazy, good-natured smile and asked, “What’s your name?”
Her mind spun.
What in—to borrow Ron’s turn of phrase—Merlin’s saggy left bollock was happening.
You know me. You used to sneer my name across corridors.
But the past felt thick in her throat, too complicated to hand him all at once.
So when she began, “My—” and faltered—
He stepped closer. “Mi, then?”
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27 Jan 2026
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Hermione Granger has her life colour-coded, planned to perfection, and one wedding on the calendar. What she doesn't have or so she thought, is a husband. According to the General Register Office, she and Draco Malfoy have been married on a date neither of them can remember.
With an annulment to file and a wedding to plan, the last thing she needs is to stumble into the one thing she never pencilled into her schedule: a love story, unfortunately.
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17 Nov 2025
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The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2021
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The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.
A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
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- Part 1 of The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy
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29 Nov 2024
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If It Means a Lot To You... {Birdflash} by BloodthirstyMerc
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
27 Oct 2016
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Dick makes the mistake of hiding one too many things from Wally and it backfires in his face badly. Wally does the only thing he knows how to do; run.
Conner makes himself responsible to pick up the pieces and fix up something that never should have concerned him in the first place.{this is an AU so I make the rules therefore I am not wrong about anything I write}
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17 Nov 2018
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what you want most by meltingpoint
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Aug 2016
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“Oh, I’m not finished yet.” Iida smiled. “I’m telling you this individually because you have a special role to play that the others don’t. We’re dividing up the labor: some people will be in charge of decorations, some in charge of food, some in charge of the present, so on and so forth, but you, Todoroki, you are going to be the most important player of all.”
Shouto had a premonition.
Iida leaned in, smiling, and for the first time Shouto recognized the universal human capacity for guile in Iida. There was no such thing as a truly honest person in this world; he couldn’t believe he let Iida fool him.
“You’re going to be the decoy.”
(Or the one where planning a birthday party for Izuku wakes two idiots up.)
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03 Nov 2018