Halfling
Fandoms
- Marvel (19)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (18)
- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (14)
- Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (11)
- Good Omens (TV) (10)
Recent works
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The Fitted Sheet by Halfling
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2023
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Crowley is having a rough day, so Aziraphale helps him relax with a massage.
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They could not, would not, in a church by Halfling
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Oct 2023
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"I am a demon, remember? Take your lowest standard and lower it. Like that book, ah, the one with the weird colored food? I would fuck you on a train, I would fuck you in the rain."
Aziraphale sputtered and choked on air. "That is NOT how that book goes."
(they could, and they would, and they do)
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The Wall by Halfling
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale thinks back to when Crowley pushed him up against a wall more than he's willing to admit. They finally do something about it.
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A Fun Dinner Party and More Fun After by Halfling
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley invite Nina and Maggie over for a dinner party to congratulate them on their engagement. Aziraphale and Crowley have some private fun after.
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Not in the Car by Halfling
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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Crowley doesn't want to have sex in the car, but Aziraphale (and the car) have other plans.
Recent bookmarks
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“This isn’t right, is it? This is wrong—cosmically, existentially wrong. There ought to be rules against this.”
The other Doctor’s eyes are bright. “Maybe. But when have we ever met a rule we didn’t want to break?”
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Halfling
27 Dec 2023
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two mistakes make a... quickie? by revelations_chapter_six
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Mar 2023
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Aziraphale really hadn't meant to send Crowley that dick pic.
But, fucking him up against the wall of the men's restroom, he's certainly not sorry he did it.
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- English
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- 6,078
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- 1/1
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- 228
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- 16,144
Bookmarked by Halfling
03 Dec 2023
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and he that filleth, shall be filled also by yolkinthejump
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Feb 2021
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Crowley makes himself a treat.
Bookmarked by Halfling
05 Nov 2023
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When Crowley and Aziraphale bump into each other in 41BC, it’s at a work event. Aziraphale’s been tasked by heaven to help reunite Rome under Marc Antony, and hell has assigned Crowley as the trusted advisor to Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt. It would take a real miracle (or at least a strong temptation) to broker peace between the rulers. Perhaps, the demon thinks, there’s something in it for him as well.
Squint between the lines of history, and you might just find a love story.
Bookmarked by Halfling
07 Oct 2023
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After the lockdown, Crowley finds himself with a new preoccupation: Aziraphale's hands.
Series
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- English
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- 2,291
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Halfling
28 Sep 2023