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    So, before you start the story, you should read up about the multiverse and the many iterations of Loki.

    There's Thor, Asgard's blond and buff Übermensch, and Odin, the absolute asshole dad of the year, and—uh, let's not get into that yet.

    Look, it's a self-insert, she's having an okay(ish) time, and things go from bad to worse. Obviously.

    Yeah, yeah, it's cool. Totally cool.

    She's fine.

    It's fine.

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    “Let me tell you guys something,” Sakura said. “You’ll thank me later.”

    “Why not?” Naruto said, with a bite to her voice. Sasuke was very concerned for Sakura’s wellbeing. He didn’t think Naruto could tolerate much more.

    “I don’t think I can lose my mind any more than I already have.”

    Leaning in close, Sakura whispered, “Believe in Kishimoto.”

    Naruto looked absolutely, positively murderous.

    I wish I brought my manga, Sasuke despaired.

    Or, how three people deal with being the reincarnated main characters of an anime. Pray to god that they still have plot armor.

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    Unknown - If I told you that I accidentally stole 127 tons of explosives from some Hutts, you'd say...
    You - That you've got the wrong number.
    Unknown - Kal, be serious for a minute!
    You - I'm not Kal.
    Unknown - ... You're not?
    You - I'm not. Now quickly check the laws in the Sector where you stole the cargo to make sure you won't have any problems. Normally the Hutts are an exception to the laws against piracy, but it's better to check.

    Feemor wonders who is dialling the wrong number to talk about their crimes to strangers, and Jaster wonders who would give legal advice in this kind of news.

    A match made in heaven (by the Force, of course. We love the Force in this home. Feemor would not have it otherwise).

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    "An explanation, I'm waiting for."

    Obi-Wan cleared his throat when all the participants looked at him with pleading eyes. They were lucky he had been there and participating, otherwise he certainly would not have gotten involved in defending THAT. He hoped that being Master Yoda's favourite would give him enough time to come up with a convincing argument.

    "I mean... it's literally daring posting to raise funds for the Order."

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    Peter was a pretty happy-go-lucky amnesiac, despite his injured head and a few missing months in his life, that is to say... it was not as if he had forgotten anything important, you know?

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