HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception
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Run More Gently by HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
07 Sep 2025
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The City is not kind to those with kind souls. The Olympians are worse.
Daphne has run afoul of both. -
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Orpheus and Eurydice walk onward. Maybe this time, they will succeed.
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Time is Fleeting (I Wish We'd Had More) by HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception
Fandoms: Epic the Musical, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
11 Jul 2025
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Two Snakes Entwined Until the End of Time by HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception
Fandoms: The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album), The Mechanisms (Band)
17 Jul 2024
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Loki isn't stupid. She knows how this story will end. And every moment she prolongs the inevitable will only make it hurt worse.
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And Mordred Rides His Rotten World Away by HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception
Fandoms: High Noon Over Camelot - The Mechanisms (Album), The Mechanisms (Band)
29 Jun 2024
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You are Mordred, and you know the weight your actions carry. And yet you still ride your rotten world into the sun.
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Ulysses, the Soldier by Gasgiant2
Fandoms: Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album), The Mechanisms (Band), The Odyssey - Homer
14 Jul 2026
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Ulysses the drunk was once Ulysses the soldier. A great hero of the City, hailed for their victory at Ilium. But a lot can happen in ten years.
This is a full UDAD rewrite of the Odyssey. While not a word-perfect rewrite, I hope to at the very least follow the basic story beats, at least up until the end where everything goes to shit.
And yes technically UDAD is a rewrite of the Odyssey but I don't like the way that it did it. So I am doing it myself fanfiction style.
Enjoy the ride
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Greek Myths But Put Them In UDAD by onlyEversunflowers06
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album)
18 Sep 2024
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Exactly as the title states, I am taking the original myths that the Mechs didn't touch and placing them within the City. I have a classics degree, so I'm allowed to do this obviously.
Tags and stuff will be updated as we go along. I don't know how this website works, sue me. -
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Sometimes, the most horrifying thing of all is what might have been.
Somewhere, Jon could swear he heard a crowd laughing.
Or: in which Jonathan Sims is forced to swap places with his alternate self – a tall, chivalrous hero extraordinaire, who knows neither fear nor nuance – and is sent to the aggressively straight alternate universe the Magnus Archives was never meant to be.
“Whatever place this is,” Jon announced, “I just want to be sure it knows I hate it.”
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Bookmarked by HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception
19 Feb 2025
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Jayce and Viktor Cannot Behave On Set by yourlocal_taiyaki
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Mar 2025
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stupid stupid little gay men. but they're actors so it's okay. there is no doomed yaoi in ba sing se.
Actor AU for arcane because I can't deal with them not being happy and I need to cope after act 1 and 2. updates will happen when I feel like it
Bookmarked by HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception
13 Dec 2024
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Statement of Odysseus by hybridcrows
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album)
11 Jun 2024
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my first ever fic !! I made this at 3am after discovering jonathan plays both ulysses and the archivist im going mental
WARNING: PROBABLE SPOILERS FOR UP TO S3 OF TMA
pretty shitty but began this reeling from that discovery
maybe i won't update this ever but WOMPplanning to have this be where
The Archivist discovered an undated statement under the name of Odysseus regarding his time on a multi-year long voyage.
Bookmarked by HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception
17 Nov 2024