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what's the sitch? by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Apr 2023
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Beep beep bee-beep.
The chipper little four-tone riff from Kim Possible rings from Peter's phone, and it snaps him out of his fugue state enough that he’s able to groan and grab it out from under his pillow. Normally, he’s happy enough to hear Deadpool’s text tone, but there’s nothing he could want at this hour that Peter’s going to be particularly jazzed about. When Wade texts this late, it’s either an emergency on patrol or a sleep-drunk attempt at a booty call, and Peter’s not in a place to entertain either of those ideas.
But he’s at least going to have the decency to text him back and tell him to fuck off.
He opens the phone.
There’s no messages.
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22 May 2026
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"It gets worse, by the way. Severe insomnia can cause confusion, hallucinations, paranoia, problems with short-term memory and oh, yeah. You can totally die from it."
"Not true," Robert mumbled, "You don't die from insomnia. You can die from the health complications caused by severe sleep deprivation though."
"Great, you can die from the fucking health complications then! This shit's serious, Robert! And not normal!"
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Or: Robert's no good, very bad, really, really long day.
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01 Apr 2026
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Visi was about to put her hand on Robert's shoulder to steady him when he suddenly lunged forward. Before she knew what was happening she was lying on the ground, Robert kneeling on top of her.
"Rob–"
She didn't get a chance to finish. With a precision that should've been impossible for a temporarily blinded man, he pulled his arm back and punched her in the throat.
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Or: Three times Z-Team realizes just how much Robert fights like a feral creature.
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01 Apr 2026
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After a literal crash and burn, no mention of a successor at the final press conference, and the overall trainwreck ending of a beloved fifty-year old legacy… Mecha Man is unexpectedly back.
The Internet loses its shit.
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In which footage of the suit being moved off the SDN roof leaks online, prompting Robert to face some tough decisions; Prism starts a Z-Team group chat and sends thirsty TikTok edits of Mecha Man; and Robert just wants to kiss his girlfriend, goddamn it.
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- Part 2 of Z-Team Found Family
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30 Mar 2026
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One heartbeat stretched into infinity as he froze in abject terror. The barrel of the cannon spun in slow motion as the metal grew warm.
“FIRING.”Holy fuck. He was going to die.
For some reason, his idiot brain was preoccupied with what its last thoughts should be.
(I want dad, he allowed. He was dying anyway.)or
The Z-Team has a bet on how Robert got that nick in his ear, ft. Robbie Robertson II's A+ parenting and the generational weight of legacy
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- Part 1 of Robbie Robertson II's A+ Parenting
- Part 1 of Z-Team Found Family
Bookmarked by Hilo
29 Mar 2026