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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    Obi-Wan is aware of it, vaguely, like a dull ache in the pit of his stomach: heat throbbing beneath his skin. He becomes restless, but the feeling is familiar. He wants to give Qui-Gon all that he is, to know him and to be known by him. But he fears Qui-Gon likes him best when he is in the dark.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi is in love with a mystery.

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    01 Sep 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    Crackfic based on (1) real mediaeval illuminated manuscript illustration and (2) real mediaeval historical events, with 2 ineffable incompetents dropped into the mix... (Now also illustrated by Yvesriba).

    ‘Aziraphale blinked muzzily, trying to remember where he was, who he was, and what shape he was supposed to be. After checking he hadn’t accidentally formed into a mass of twirling wheels and eyes in his sleep (he hadn’t, but it wouldn’t be the first time he’d let his corporation slip while in a drunken stupor), he stretched and yawned wide.

    Then he looked up. And screamed.

    “CROWLEY!”

    “SsssswhAT!?” Crowley slid off the table onto the floor in a tangle of limbs and attempted to work out which way was up again. “Wassa problem?”

    “What did we DO?”

    “Got disgracefully drunk, I’d say.” Crowley replied blearily, rubbing at his head. “Shhhh, too loud.”

    “BUT THE BISHOP, CROWLEY, WHAT DID WE DO TO THE BISHOP?”

    “Got miserable old Stoneface drunk too, din’ we?”

    “CROWLEY! LOOK AT HIM!”

    Crowley looked in the direction that Aziraphale’s trembling finger was pointing.

    “Oh f***.”’

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    28 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Unbeknownst to him, he had arrived at a Crossroad. The first path was straight as an arrow and led to a universe where they’d continue to live in different realms of Time, the demon working during the night and the angel working during the day. At the end of this path, Crawly would one day accept a basket with a sleeping infant wordlessly and relieved to his bones that the miserable experience of Earth existence was finally over. This path, obviously, was also the one they were supposed to take.

    Written for the Good Omens exchange 2016. Slightly edited in 02/2020.

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    17 Mar 2021

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    Demons were captured by angels during the Fall, and have been kept as servants ever since.

    Aziraphale, feeling lonely, decides to purchase a demon. Naturally, he chooses the most frightened one.

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    17 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    "I love you, Aziraphale."

    For all the times Crowley has imagined this, all the different reactions Aziraphale might have, he’d never expected the angel to ask wretchedly, “Why?”

    Aziraphale looks at him, mouth twisted in an unhappy moue. “Why would you love me? I have done nothing to deserve that.”

    “Angel,” Crowley says, because he has a list of all the reasons he loves Aziraphale, a list he’s been working on for at least three thousand years, since he first learned to read and write. Its been carved on stone tablets, etched on tree bark, painted on walls, scribbled in notebooks, and, most recently, saved as a Google doc.

    It's quite the extensive list.
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    Aziraphale is the Angel of Being There For Others. Crowley wants to be the one who is there for Aziraphale.

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    17 Mar 2021