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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Max isn't sure how he is supposed to have sex with his partners, but they insist they have it all figured out. He lets them touch him, but how far are they going to go?

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    10 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Max wants to try anal, but his partners worry about his lack of experience. Thankfully, they are nothing but resourceful.
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    Burnbot and Goofball watch Max fuck himself

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    10 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    A silly little comic where Caine implements The Sex Update, inadvertently gets dragged into it himself, and everyone gets to demolish his hole.

    Again, this is a fanCOMIC, not a written work.

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    22 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    So, what could he offer?

    The thought came to him late one night, as his own ideas frequently did, when he was undistracted and frankly, bored. It was only one of many different considerations, one that had just as much of a chance of sticking as it did him casting it aside.

    His parent company hadn't contacted him in, well...very long time. As such, it had been even longer since he'd suffered any consequences for breaking the so-called 'rules' imposed upon him. Entire data banks filled with gigabytes of processable information on clear limits and directions and orders for what he was to do and not to do within the confines of the circus.

    Caine can't help the shudder that excites his spine at the thought. It's reflex—an expectation of punishment from higher ups that no longer cared—or at the very least, didn't bother to enforce them.

    It surely couldn't hurt to try.

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    09 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Mordecai and Rigby were so. Fucking. Dead. The only thing he could even focus on was the idea that he was going to wring their skinny slacker necks the moment he was free and these unicorns were gone. After Rigby was chased out of the house, Benson figured his only way out was if they distracted the unicorns long enough to get him free, or the bastards let him go themselves.

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    11 Feb 2026