HomestuckInABottle
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When you, a Tarnished of no renown, awake with no memories in an empty graveyard with only the armour on your back and a sword to your name, you realize that your only choice in this new life is to become the next Elden Lord.
In an attempt to get things over with as soon as possible, you rush your way through the Lands Between with the same broadsword and shield that the stranded graveyard spat you out with. Everything's been going great so far– Rennala's defeated, still cradling her egg, and Godrick's no more than a head stuck in sinking mud– so you decide that confronting the Royal Capital can't be too much harder. And it isn't.
Unfortunately, the moment you deal the final thrust of your blade into Morgott, the Omen King, everything goes black.
And then you're back at the graveyard.
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- Part 1 of encore, encore!
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07 Jun 2025
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You really don’t want to fight Messmer, especially not today but as the Elden Lord, you’ll do whatever it takes. Only, nothing goes as planned.
Or, in other words, Messmer realises midway through the fight something that you don’t: you’re pregnant.
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- 30/?
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04 Jun 2025
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we are not friends by creativestalkerrs
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Feb 2022
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schlatt and y/n have had a rocky relationship with each other, there not necessarily friends, they just work a lot together because of mutuals. after y/n starts to bubble up about her feelings with schlatt, a series of events follow causing these two to bond and possibly develop a few more feelings.
here is the playlist for all the songs mentioned in the story. the playlist will be updated before/when the story updates; we are not friends playlist
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- Part 1 of cassiopeia
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12 Jul 2024
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Technoblade went by many names in your land- King of Kreig, Blood God, monster, murderer, cold-blooded killer...
All you had ever heard your entire life were his wicked deeds, how he had overthrown King Schlatt and hung him on a spike over the kingdom walls, how he hid his face from the world with a pig skull mask.
The very mention of him sent venom down your veins, filling you with hatred for the pain he had caused to the people.
Nonetheless, his reputation and influence were terrible and far-reaching, so when Technoblade sent word he was searching for a bride, your parents didn't hesitate.
Now, you had no choice but to marry the man you hated more than anything else.
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“I little esteeme to see your visage and figure, little doe I regard the night and darknesse thereof, for you are my only light.”
― Apuleius, Cupid and PsycheSeries
- Part 2 of my only light
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- 18/?
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05 May 2022
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You're a princess in a Kingdom suffering a years long famine. In a desperate attempt to help your people, you accept one simple offer: Marriage to the crown prince of a neighboring kingdom. Anything to help your people survive. Surely it can't be too bad, can it?
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- Part 1 of Praelicentiam
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- English
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- 14/37
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05 May 2022