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    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    In which two virgins bicker their way through their first time. Ever since Hirose got a girlfriend, Nakamura and Matsumura have been inseparable...two weirdos who finally found someone who matches their freak.

    But when Matsumura laments his huge knot being a curse, Nakamura’s bratty mouth works faster than his brain. Now they're in Matsumura's bedroom, arguing while Nakamura rides him, because apparently even taking a massive knot won't stop them from calling each other annoying.

    A tsundere Omega Nakamura x a persistent Alpha Matsumura

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov started his night with one mission and one mission only: he was going to take Shane Hollander home.

    Or: Four years into their marriage, Ilya and Shane decide to go to a bar and pretend not to know each other.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    After two months of being on Rozanov watch post him being dumped by Montreal Jane, the Raiders all breathe a sigh of relief when their captain goes back to his usual happy self after All-Stars.

    Cliff, Victor, and Connor notice that the timing of Ilya’s good mood coincides strangely well with the speculation (read: open secret) that Hollander and Rozanov definitely banged it out sometime during that weekend and after some theorizing, they’re pretty sure their captain has had a years long crush on Hollander and that his happiness hinges on making his giant crush on Shane Hollander come to fruition.

    Of course, as his friends, they need to help him to the best of their abilities.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    13 Jun 2026