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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    “You two haven’t trained today,” I said, my voice harsher than intended. “Maybe it’s time to go do something productive.”

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    How each member copes, or doesn't, with a small disagreement.

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    14 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    In the dead of night, I opened my eyes to see Bea’s pouty, Laneige-coated lips.

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    Donut receives the portrait of Bea in the Bahamas. Carl reflects on his feelings.

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    14 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Prepotente's POV during his mother's final decision.

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    14 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Carl's family has made it out of the dungeon. Donut is safe and free. He’d promised he'd be right behind her, but he had lied. With one final act, one final bomb, he'll finally get to rest.

    Unfortunately, the AI has other ideas.

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    13 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Carl never wanted another pet, not after the incident with his dad and the fish. But then Beatrice wants to adopt a kitten. Princess Donut is Beatrice’s cat. Not theirs. And so what if she sits on his lap when he plays COD. And so what if he trained her to get up on his shoulder. And so what if she sleeps on his neck/chest every night… she is not his cat.

    Or, Carl relationship to Donut before entering the dungeon.

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    13 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 26

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    “So you’ve bedded an omnipotent, semi-incorporeal being who could make your entire galaxy go boom before you can even think of saying ‘Wait, should I have called him after that date?’."

     

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    The crawl is over. They're free. Or as free as a guy can be when an AI obsessed with his feet decides it wants to find out what all the fuss is about regarding that whole 'being human' and 'having a body' business.

    This is a story about falling in love. Like a moron.

     

    Finished story, posting 1 chapter a day.

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    13 Jul 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 56

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    Takes place in the middle of This Inevitable Ruin.

    Carl doesn't feel any different as a Primal than he did as a human. At least, not until the stress of the 9th floor starts to get under his skin. Then a little quirk of the Primal race takes over, and boy does he ever regret his choice.

    The AI takes pity on him and tries to help him understand the nuances of his new race, out of the pure, selfless magnanimity of its code. It has zero ulterior motives whatsoever.

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    12 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 18

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    Kidnapped from the dungeon and tortured, Carl finds rescue and comfort from an unexpected knight in not-so-shining armor.

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    10 Jul 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 34

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    Oneshots I write about the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. No need to read in order.

    These can be anything from canon compliant missing scenes to AUs to pre- or post-canon stuff.

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    09 Jul 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 31

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    “You should take a real nap every once in a while. Possibly now” he said.
    “Is this your official advice as our manager?”
    “Will you listen if I say it is?”
    Carl stared at him incredulously, as if Mordecai was insane simply for suggesting this. As if the crawler hadn’t heard, seen, and most importantly done far crazier things in the past weeks.
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    A collection of short emotional scenes between crawlers.

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    09 Jul 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 2

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    ABROGATE (verb): to annul by an authoritative act; to abolish by the authority of the maker or their successor.

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    Carl has some concerns about what it means to worship a god. Somehow it turns into a discussion about religious stories.

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    09 Jul 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 19

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    A small but crucial part of Crawler #4119 Princess Donut's chatlog during the events of level 5 of the current crawl, colloquially referred to as The Gate of the Feral Gods. This chatlog has been subject to seizure by the Borant Corporation due to their suspicions of interference -

     

    SYSTEM AI: Nice try, bitches, but you're not getting this one.

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    07 Jul 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 82

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    MAJOR BOOK 7 SPOILERS AHEAD

    The AI contemplates its favorite crawler as he sits on the floor of a dingy gas station in not-actually-Florida. One decision, and everything changes.

    AKA the single most intimate moment of the AI’s life

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    07 Jul 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 22

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    Compared to everything you’ve done, the little bosses designed by the showrunners…. They’re so flat. Dull. Uninspired.

    Sure, I had my fun with the hydras. Weren’t those exciting? They certainly got my point across.

    But we can do better than that. Ohhhhhh-ho-ho yes we can!

    I think I want to add an even more personal touch. The perfect boss. The perfect spectacle.

    So, so perfect.

    Aren’t you, Carl?

    -OR-

    The AI possesses Carl. He fights it.

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    07 Jul 2026

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    “As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”

    (A System AI character study.)

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    07 Jul 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 37

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    Carl, as others see him.

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    07 Jul 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 17

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    Donut spends so much time on that social media board it was just a matter of time until it started some drama.

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    07 Jul 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 9

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    Mordecai finds out about the massage coupon the AI gave Carl.

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    06 Jul 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 17

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    Is the talking fish bureaucrat that my laser shooting cat has gotten really attached to, for some reason.

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    Zev fucked up. She fucked up so bad that her higher ups didn't even want to deal with her anymore, so they decided they could get one last thing out of her; more views.
    When she gets thrown in the dungeon, she knows that there's only one thing that can keep her alive long enough to say 'oh shit', and, look at that, he's walking towards her!
    Hopefully he's in a good mood.

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    06 Jul 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 4

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    The System AI enjoys the fact that it can access CCTV footage from before the apocalypse.

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    44
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    319

    06 Jul 2026

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