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Count the Ways: Romance for Dummies by Humanities_Handbag for FearlessFreep
Fandoms: Zootopia (Disney Movies)
31 Jan 2026
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“I made a list!” Nick announced, marching into Fuzzby’s office first thing Monday morning and slapping it onto her desk.
Fuzzby looked down, brow raised. “Reasons why I don’t love Judy Hopps?” She scanned the list. “Number fifteen is her eyes?”
“They’re terrible!” he declared. “They keep me up at night with how awful they are!”
“Uh huh.” She scanned back up. “Number two, you wrote; ambition.”
“Don’t get me started. She’s too passionate!”
Fuzzby flipped through the list again from number one (kindness) all the way down to number forty-seven (her soft ears). She looked up at Nick, unimpressed. “You do realize that this does the opposite of proving your point, right?”
Or: Nick pines over his best friend, accidentally writes love letters, and gets read to absolute filth by his therapist.
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“Hey, Munson?”
Eddie turned and Steve was there, in his space, leaning forward until Eddie was pressed back into the kitchen island.
He could smell Steve’s cologne, could see the moles and freckles across his face, could taste the air around him, like honey and butter and frosting. And then Steve reached out and pressed his fingers to Eddie’s chest, drawing back just as quickly, leaving Eddie’s skin warm and tingling.
He’d also left something else on Eddie’s shirt.
He barely registered what had happened until he was sitting back down, and Dustin's eyes were on him along with the rest of the kids.
"No fair!" Dustin pointed, scowling at Eddie's shirt. "How come you got that one!"
"Uh," said Eddie and looked down.
I Did an Amooooozing Job Today! said a cow in a cowboy hat.
or: Eddie Munson was doing his best to push down his absolutely tragic crush on Steve Harrington. He'd been doing a pretty good job of it, too.
And then Steve brought out the goddamn stickers.
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- Part 6 of Into The Steddieverse
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Find Me a Find (Catch Me a Catch) by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Jun 2023
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Eddie fawns over Steve from a hospital bed, Steve has a Grade-A crush, and Wayne is wondering if there's a way to ask someone to be your son-in-law without making it weird.
Or: Wayne decides that playing matchmaker between a band nerd and a royal jock might not be the most glamorous job, but someone's got to do it.
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- Part 4 of Into The Steddieverse
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Refinancing Your Mortgage For Dummies (or: How To Fall In Love Like An Idiot) by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Jan 2023
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Eddie and Steve have been together for twenty plus years and married for one.
No one told Eddie.
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- Part 5 of Into The Steddieverse
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The Four Stages of Trauma Recovery, as told by Dr. A Burdett by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
23 Jan 2022
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Tom and Maddie Wachowski were, by far, the most puzzling clients Dr. Alice Burdett ever had. One was a police officer. The other a vet. They were a loving couple living a modest life a few towns over in Green Hills. A town that had recently stopped giving out information to anyone beyond its borders.
And they'd come in to discuss their son.
They didn't give her a name. They didn't tell her what he looked like. Only that he needed help.
Dr. Alice Burdett had been a therapist long enough to identify trauma. And their child was absolutely, totally, and significantly traumatized. And she could work with that.
"Right," she said, clicking her pen, watching the helpless parents over her notebook. "Let's start at the beginning."
(rated T for language)
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- Part 6 of Family Loading... Please Wait
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Family Loading... Please Wait by Humanities_Handbag, Invader_Sam
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
24 Jan 2022
- Words:
- 22,514
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- 1
- Bookmarks:
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Into The Steddieverse by Humanities_Handbag, Invader_Sam
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Mar 2024
- Words:
- 92,538
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mean grinch, blue grinch, nice grinch, new grinch by Humanities_Handbag
Fandom The Grinch (2018)
21 Mar 2019
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A series exploring the Grinch as he adjusts to society, deals with trauma, accidentally adopts a family, makes spare keys, and wears many, many, many awful ties.
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- 38,008
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- Bookmarks:
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Darkwing Duck Drabbles by Humanities_Handbag
Fandom Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017)
27 May 2019
- Words:
- 9,692
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
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Through Thick and Thin by constantconfusion14
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Jul 2026
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A series of unfortunate events written for various (random and out of order) June of Doom prompts!
Chap 1 (Broken glass): Grace gets caught in a minor lab explosion while working on the task force
Chap 2 (Quiet company): Rocky hates how much humans move in their sleep until the day his favorite human suddenly isn't
Chap 3 (Hallucinations): During one of the many vitamin shake taste-tests on Erid, Grace experiences some...adverse effect
Chap 4 (Near-death experience): While rushing towards a meeting Carl, Stratt, and Grace get in a near-fatal car accident
Chap 5 (Anxiety) Rocky discovers just how bad Grace's memory isBookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
10 Jul 2026
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Simon wakes up, disoriented and in pain, on what he finds out is a whole different planet. It's not as bad as he thought, though, since the alien rocks are actually really nice to him, especially the tall green one.
Really, they give him everything he could have asked for and more.
Quite literally.
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Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
10 Jul 2026
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How to introduce your humans, a guide by (mostly) Adrian the Eridian by Hana_H
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
03 Jun 2026
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Basically the Eridians introducing Grace and Simon like zoo animals in a species conservation project lmao
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Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
10 Jul 2026
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Project Introduce Grace Simon is a Go! by Hana_H
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
28 May 2026
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Grace starts feeling suspicious and like he's being left out and kept in the dark by the Eridians, who start building a new biodome right next to his. He could never guess what the "surprise" the Eridians keep mentioning actually is, though.
AKA The Eridians introducing Grace and Simon like zoos introduce two animals of the same species - slowly but surely.
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Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
10 Jul 2026
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A Sanctuary Safe and Strong by SingtotheNight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
09 Jul 2026
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I am safe behind walls, protected, and so, so alone.
The Eridians have given me literally everything they can. I can’t ask them for anything more. Even trying to explain what I’m missing feels selfish.
And really, I have everything I need. I’m fine. My life is orders of magnitude better than I could have expected when I realized the Hail Mary was a one-way trip, or when I went back for Rocky after the Taumoeba disaster.
And yet.
I want. I just... want.
My chest aches and I squeeze my arms around myself. It doesn’t help.
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In his biodome on Erid, with no life-or-death situations to distract him, Ryland Grace confronts his emotional and physical walls.But Rocky can see through both.
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
10 Jul 2026