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Kish has spent a lot of time in Baldur’s Gate — at least 500 hours, according to Steam. So when she finds herself staring out over Grey Harbour Docks for real, a slightly impatient vampire elf at her side, a breakdown or coma is her only rational explanation. Unfortunately, her new friends don’t care too much for rational explanations.
Faerûn wants its hero back and there’s not a lot she can do about it.
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05 Jun 2026
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Evie and Gale seem to have failed in their mission to get along. If they’re not ignoring each other, they’re arguing. The journey to Baldur’s Gate has made them uneasy allies but hardly good friends.
Then a mysterious portal opens up in the Elfsong Tavern. Gale is pulled through and a different Gale emerges in his place.
Evie isn’t surprised to hear that this new Gale has been experimenting with a teleportation spell, one that he mangled so horribly it sent him to a parallel universe. However, she’s very surprised to hear that in this Gale’s home world, he and Evie are very close.
In fact - they’re in love.
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01 Jun 2026
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Hope, Love, and Other Pretty Lies by The_Moss_Stomper
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Feb 2026
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When Astarion comes to in the glaring brightness of the midday sun, he thinks he's died for the second time. Or perhaps it's an illusion. A hallucination.
But no, it's none of that. The world has simply gone mad. The old rules are gone, new ones have been slapped on instead, and no one has bothered to explain anything to him.
Before Astarion has time to process any of this, he's thrown into adventure with a bunch of strangers – emphasis on strange. But it's all right. He'll survive. He always does, whatever it takes.
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- Part 1 of The Scoundrel and His Songbird
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10 Apr 2026
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It’s three years post-game events and Violet finds herself in need of a date to her sister’s wedding. A wonderfully classic fake-dating slow burn about two idiots who don't speak a lick of the other's love language.
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24 Mar 2026
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"You want to go down this road?" asked Shadowheart. "At least do it well. If you need a fake date who’s pretty, charming, and distracting for both yourself and others? Who won’t take it too seriously, but also won’t fuck it up by being embarrassed the entire time? You don’t ask me. You ask Astarion.”
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A year after their adventuring party officially disbanded to enjoy their fame and immense wealth to the full, tiefling wizard Rosalie (reluctantly) asks Astarion for some help with a large, fake-date, ex-girlfriend sized problem.
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- Part 4 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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24 Mar 2026