Ihatetheocean



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    A misunderstanding makes Akira reconsider his feelings for the Phantom Thieves’ #1 Public Relations Disaster, Akechi Goro. Summer drags on, and Akira decides to do something about his crush. They do say to keep your enemies close… right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    5,355
    Bookmarks:
    973
    Hits:
    71,671

    08 May 2026

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Looks like I bit you.” Will tilts his head to get a better look. All Mike can do is stare at him. His fluffy hair at the front, clumped pieces at the back where he’d slid his fingers in a mere few minutes before. His pretty green eyes that look hazel or even brown in this light, the dark circles he gets when he drinks framing them like intricate paintings. A satisfied, bloody smile.

    Mike isn’t satisfied. He swallows thickly, choking down the words 'don’t you want more?'

    Or: Will dresses as a vampire for a college halloween party, but Mike thinks his costume isn’t bloody enough. Will lets him fix it. Mike goes into a crisis.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,403
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1,355
    Kudos:
    35,526
    Bookmarks:
    7,794
    Hits:
    582,456

    18 Jan 2026

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Sometimes you two are worse than Regulus and James.”

    Evan’s attention immediately snapped towards Dorcas who paused mid bite, “What? It’s true. You’re bickering like a married couple.”

    Barty simply grinned, leaning forward. “Our fifth anniversary is coming up isn’t it my sweet Evan? Shall we go on a trip, love? Perhaps the countryside?” He suggested, watching as Evan’s face flushed a pink, bright on his freckled cheeks.

    or

    The one where Barty and Evan are too clueless to realize they are basically boyfriends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,704
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    2,074
    Bookmarks:
    401
    Hits:
    23,976

    07 Dec 2025

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “This has to be some kind of conflict of interest,” Regulus says, his lip curling at James.

    James shrugs, the idiot, “I don’t know.” His voice is weary, tired. He even looks tired, even though he’s been sleeping all day. In fact, he looks more than just a bit tired. There are deep, dark circles under his eyes, his hair is sticking up– and not in the endearing way it usually is– but simply out of control.

    He’s thinner than he used to be, and his brown skin is sallow. Regulus’ eyes catch on the two massive bandages wrapping around his arms.

    Jesus fuck.

    Regulus had no idea James was… no. He couldn’t do this right now. He was here (and had been for some time now) to figure his own shit out. Not to worry about James’ suicidal ideations. Not to mention, he hated James. So this whole thing? It wasn’t going to work.

    ___

    Or: James Potter and Regulus Black end up as roommates in the same mental hospital.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,168
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    260
    Kudos:
    1,850
    Bookmarks:
    461
    Hits:
    34,601

    26 Oct 2025

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Alright, listen. You want to romance Max? It’s easier said than done.” When Lucas’s face falls, Steve is quick to tack on, “But it is doable. There are steps. Six of them.” He spreads his hands theatrically, bending a little at the waist as if setting the scene.

    or: Lucas needs love advice, Dustin & Robin despair, and Steve's a regular Casanova.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,792
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    786
    Kudos:
    9,137
    Bookmarks:
    2,558
    Hits:
    87,846

    23 Sep 2025