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    “Six on one, huh?” Hayden says, looking down at the guy and then back at Shane.

    “Yup,” Shane says. The cop starts to lead him to the car. He doesn’t bother to put up a fight. Just turns to J.J. and says in French, “I’ve been under the security camera since I called Hayden. It should have picked everything up.”

    “Self-defense, then, and you can prove it. Yes?”

    If the cop hadn’t closed the door then, Shane might even have responded: and I don’t have a scratch on me.

    Or: After the fanmail video, but before Shane transfers to Ottawa, a group of guys sees Shane walking alone and decides to do something about it. It doesn’t go particularly well for them.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Shane and Ilya's secret relationship had just been outed via Hayden's FanMail video. Except, to the players and coaches far and wide, it's not much of a secret...

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    03 Jul 2026

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    If hockey boys were smart lmao, love it

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    home economics by Anonymous animated (kinda).

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    ANANIA: Hi I'm Anania! This is Gaydar, and today we're going to find out if you're gay, straight or a homophobe!

    Or, Hollanov on the Gaydar show with Anania (LOML)

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    19 May 2026

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    CACKLING OMFG

    @rozscurls : im cryinf they got shane on gaydar and he got diagnosed with homophobia lmaoo

    ⤷ @ho11anov: NOT HOMOTRON 3000 GETTING CALLED HOMOPHOBIC