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• @Alice Why are you like this by ImABirdWatchMeFly

  Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

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  07 Jun 2026

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  • Barbara & Jean (Genshin Impact)
  • Barbara & Dahlia & Rosaria (Genshin Impact)
  • Dahlia & Rosaria (Genshin Impact)
  • Barbara & Rosaria (Genshin Impact)
  • Barbeloth & Mona (Genshin Impact)
  • Alice (Genshin Impact) & Rhinedottir | Gold (Genshin Impact) & Nicole (Genshin Impact) & Barbeloth (Genshin Impact) & Octavia (Genshin Impact)
  • Jean/Lisa (Genshin Impact)
  • Alice & Klee (Genshin Impact)
  • Bennett/Lohen (Genshin Impact)
  • Alice (Genshin Impact)
  • Jean (Genshin Impact)
  • Varka (Genshin Impact)
  • Barbara (Genshin Impact)
  • Venti (Genshin Impact)
  • Dahlia (Genshin Impact)
  • Rosaria (Genshin Impact)
  • Nicole (Genshin Impact)
  • Rhinedottir | Gold (Genshin Impact)
  • Albedo (Genshin Impact)
  • Eula (Genshin Impact)
  • Mona (Genshin Impact)
  • Barbeloth (Genshin Impact)
  • Amber (Genshin Impact)
  • Klee (Genshin Impact)
  • Durin (Genshin Impact)
  • Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
  • Lisa (Genshin Impact)
  • Lohen (Genshin Impact)
  • Group Chats
  • chatfic
  • more characters will be added later
  • Nicole is a chat spammer
  • Dahlia and Rosaria love ragebaiting Barbara
  • Varka avoids paperwork like homophobes avoid the concept of respect
  • Sex Mentions
  • Established Jean/Lisa (Genshin Impact)
  • Lisa is the greatest top that Jean ever met
  • Lisa types in a fancy font somehow and no one questions it

  Summary

  As if bugging everyone* in Mondstadt with Witches' Homework tasks wasn't enough, Alice had a new idea to give them all a way to communicate from long distances. Luckily such an idea was easy for a certain genius inventor to create, given she has enough sugar to act as encouragement.

  - Or -

  Alice has Aino invent the iphone so she can annoy the Mondstadters with it.

  (*note: "everyone" only means the people alice likes the most)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,290

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  60

  Bookmarks:

  6

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