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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    Guests? Check.

    Vows? Check.

    Chairs? Thankfully, check.

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    Marlow: ready to get married?
    Jane: let's do it

     

    Hayden: Let's have a fucking wedding
    Lily: stupid question, Pike, but yes

     

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    I said you'd get the wedding, just took a bit longer than I expected. This is a related piece to the first work in my series. Can be read as a standalone, but the presence of some characters might be a bit confusing.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    "Something… happened at lunch."

    That was surprisingly ominous, even for Ilya. Shane was immediately freaking out. Something was wrong. Very wrong. Shane's mind immediately went to very dark places. Someone got traded. Someone was seriously injured. Someone was dead. He tried to keep his voice even as he said, "Okay."

    "I don't–" Ilya's face crumpled as he knelt on the floor in front of Shane. "I'm so sorry."

    Okay. This was an Ilya thing. Oh god. Shane couldn't stop the spiral. One of them was getting traded. Or their sex tape had been leaked. Or he was dying. Or–

    "I think I have a kid."

    Or, Ilya had a kid with a one-night stand. Shane handles this a whole lot better than anyone (even himself) expected.

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