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Orion Pax knows there's a word for what Megatronus means to him. He just can't quite put his finger on what it is.
Which is probably how he missed the moment where he asked Megatronus to marry him.
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14 Aug 2025
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Some Kind of Forever by auri_mynonys
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
24 Mar 2020
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A chance meeting in a bar near the Pits brings Orion Pax and Megatronus together.
Slightly canon-divergent, fluffy af, with limited plot.
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08 Aug 2025
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In which Fanfiction and Figurines get Orion Pax Fragged by lordofgravity
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
04 Oct 2025
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Orion pax is just a humble archivist! A humble archivist with a double life on the Megatronus forums and a growing collection of ummmm tasteful merch. nothing too crazy. When his friends gift him a ticket to see Megatronus in action, suddenly things take a sharp left hand turn and Orion finds himself in the middle of the craziest x reader fanfiction he could dream up: Actually romancing the gladiator himself with no screen to hide behind.
Primus save him.
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- 10/10
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31 Jul 2025
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THREAD: Advice - Interface Dream About Best Friend?? by auri_mynonys
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
17 Jul 2023
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Megatronus learns that Orion Pax has been having erotic dreams about him via a poorly-disguised anonymous post in a dream interpretation forum.
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29 Jul 2025
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so you have a bad day by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2020
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Shang Qinghua is not stupid.
It does not take a genius to know what it means when you ask a servant where your lord has left to and they readily supply the name of an exclusive brothel in between the two realms. Especially when it's after your utterly disastrous first time together.
So he goes away for a bit to clear his head. And promptly gets kidnapped.
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10 Mar 2025
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"Gege." Hua Cheng cupped his cheek as he looked at him with heated intent. "Let me take you to bed."
"To sleep?" he asked glibly.
Xie Lian was certain Hua Cheng did not mean to sleep.
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14 Jan 2025
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We Sleep But Fail To Dream by GhostTour
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2025
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After Hua Cheng disappears in a flurry of silver butterflies, Xie Lian waits for his return. Rumours whisper across the land. Crimson Rain Sought Flower has returned and is ruling over Ghost City. And he doesn't remember Xie Lian at all.
“Did daozhang think he could come here, flash his enchanted eyes, and pull one over on the Ghost King?” Hua Cheng coos.
Xie Lian’s teeth begin to chatter. “My enchanted…my…aha—”
“I have never seen a performance quite like it in all my long years. Daozhang must be very experienced in getting his way just by fluttering his long lashes. But is he truly foolish enough to believe this act will work on me? Does he think I will fall for his tricks?”
*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ
Or: Hua Cheng is cursed and has no memory of his beloved. Xie Lian takes a job in Ghost City to try to get Hua Cheng to fall in love with him again before he dissipates.
Russian translation now available, by the incredible Kora_L
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- Part 1 of We Sleep But Fail To Dream + Extras
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20 Oct 2024
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show me all the scars you hide by Natterina
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Dec 2023
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Hua Cheng has spent centuries searching for the missing God of Spring, never catching a glimpse of him in all the long years he has spent looking for him.
And then one crisp autumn day, Xie Lian simply wanders into his territory, looking for a place to stay.
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(Written for the TGCF Reverse Bang)
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15 Dec 2023
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take my hand and lead me, breathless, to tomorrow by Natterina
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
24 Apr 2024
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Lacking inspiration and tired of life in the city, Hua Cheng signs up for a rural farming initiative and goes to Puqi Farm with the expectation of nothing other than learning about tending sheep and growing potatoes.
He'd never expected to find love in the eccentric farmer he's staying with. When the summer starts fading into autumn, he questions whether he has the strength to leave the paradise he's found.
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18 Nov 2023
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At Night I Rose and Fell by PaidSubscription
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
02 Sep 2023
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“I swear on my life I am not here to hurt you,” came the voice again.
Silence.
Xie Lian slowly poked his small ferret head out of the leaf pile.
“Why are you giving me free eggs?” he asked suspiciously, one of the leaves now balanced on his head like a bamboo hat.
It is forbidden to ask what a person turns into at night.
By day, they remain human. When the sun sets: an animal form, unique to each person. Day and night are separate worlds and separate lives. It is the greatest, most unbreakable taboo to know a person’s nightform. And even more dangerous for Xie Lian, as he is cursed.
But one night in the forest, he meets a fox. A very powerful fox, who seems hell bent on protecting him at all costs. And the very next day, he meets a man calling himself San Lang.
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20 Sep 2023
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’Til our compass stands still by edenwolfie
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jul 2023
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After getting lost in Ghost City, Xie Lian bargains away years of servitude to the Gambler’s Den to help a man in need. He dons the robes of a worker and hides his face and life behind an enchanted mask, protecting himself from the city's denizens. Xie Lian finds an unexpected home in Ghost City before he ever sees the lord of it, the infamous Hua Cheng. When he finally does, something about himself seems to catch the attention of the Ghost King, slowly striking up an unusual friendship. Xie Lian must figure out how to navigate his burgeoning feelings, how to keep his identity to himself, and how to get over a ghost so clearly in love with someone else.
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- Part 1 of Compass + Extras
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- 11/11
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12 Aug 2023
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No Paths Are Bound by Cataclysmic_Calamity
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Sep 2022
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Xie Lian found something in himself that he thought was gone—worn away with every mistake he had made.
Faith.
His arms opened, and the child was hesitant—but eventually, he fell into them, his body trembling with silent sobs.
"I remember you," he whispered again, voice breaking as Hong-er clung to him.
I remember you.
I remember you.
I will always, for as long as I live, remember you.
(A re-telling of TGCF where Xie Lian has his cursed shackle placed in his eyes, blinding him. And yet, through all of his struggles; there is always someone watching over him.)
(MULTIPLE TRANSLATIONS AVAILABLE)
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- Part 1 of MXTX - Retellings
- Part 1 of No Paths Are Bound + Extras
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- 152/152
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11 Jul 2023
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Not to be confused with canon because it's just that good!
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Fizz's new gig in the Lust Ring is great, but there's just one problem: Asmodeus has a policy against fucking his employees.
They both handle this situation with about as much professionalism as you'd expect (read: none).- Language:
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29 May 2023
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After years of suffering as a Greed Star, Fizzarolli finally earns his due. He has his freedom, his friends, his host job, a successful business partnership with Mammon, and, most importantly, the love of Hell's most desired demon. He couldn't feel more fulfilled.
But being with the King of Lust means sharing him with others who catch his eye. So when Asmodeus starts putting more effort into his newest conquest than his relationship, Fizzarolli starts to wonder if his time as the Lust King's Favorite is coming to an end.
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- Part 2 of Loving Lust
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- 18/18
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23 Jan 2023
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Mammon and Asmodeus make a simple deal, Asmodeus will care for and upgrade Fizzarolli's prosthetics. In return, Asmodeus gets to borrow Fizzarolli for a month. Fizzarolli rekindles a failing lounge, but what happens when feelings quickly blossom and Fizzarolli and the King of Lust find themselves caring for each other more than they should?
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- 18/18
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09 Sep 2022
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An ambitious performer seeks to escape a sordid past. He quickly rockets to celebrity status at the most acclaimed venue in Lust, and all eyes are on him. With two figures looming overhead, will he make it out on top, or crack under pressure?
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- Part 9 of Fizzarozzie fanfics
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14 Jul 2022
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11 Jul 2022
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“Are you and Joe a couple?”
“What?! No!”
“So you’re just, like, fucking or something?”
“No! This oaf couldn’t last a round with me even if he wanted to.”
Not in front of the children, Shadow, Kojiro had been about to say, but the words die in his throat. Instead he turns to Kaoru slowly, fuming.
“Excuse me? What’s that supposed to mean, cinnamon stick?”
“It means you couldn’t handle me in bed,” Kaoru answers. He looks down his sharp slash of a nose at Kojiro, somehow, despite Kojiro’s height advantage.
“Well, maybe you couldn’t handle me!” Kojiro snaps.
“Doubtful,” Kaoru scoffs. He’s close now, close enough for Kojiro to see the angry line between his eyebrows, the irritated curl of his upper lip.
“Prove it!” Kojiro yells, stepping closer.
“Maybe I will.”
And then they find out. That's it :)
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- 31,037
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- 4/4
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26 Jun 2022
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The life of a Greed Star was simple. Work for Mammon, raise a profit and don't accrue any more debt trying to survive. If you were lucky, you might finally earn the fame, fortune, and freedom you were promised upon signing your contract.
So when Fizzarolli is loaned out to Asmodeus to bring Mammon's new get-rich-quick scheme to life, he doesn't expect anything different under his temporary boss. How wrong he was. Nowhere in his job description include fighting off the affection of the horniest demon in Hell.
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- Part 1 of Loving Lust
- Language:
- English
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- 181,900
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- 27/27
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17 Jun 2022
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It's tough living under a sin. Fizzarolli, a greed imp with a praised set of skills and loads of bad luck following him around, knows this better than anyone. For years, he had served the Prince of Greed Mammon; living under the fear of his scolding gaze, forked tongue and steel heel.
However, how shall the small jester imp react once he finds himself under different circumstances, and a different sin?
How does one go from fearing his master to waking up in his new one's sheets? As degradation turns into adoration, and long lonely nights into heated affairs; will our dazed imp ever figure out what is coming his way? Does a new lover mean a better end...
...Or a fire yet to burn?
(THIS WORK IS A COLLABORATIVE EFFORT BETWEEN ME AND MY BFF WHO HAS NOT MADE AN AO3 ACCOUNT YET!)
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21 Apr 2022