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Q oversleeps and ends up in a stalled lift with Bond. Enlightening conversations ensue.
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Bond returns from a mission to discover that Q branch didn't all get the latest safety memo.
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Title says it all. This started as a personal challenge, to write a scene that captured the pace, tension and even humour of a memorable action sequence just like in the movies.
The result was "ETA 8 minutes...". And thanks to everyone who like and commented on it - I was encouraged enough to think I could write an entire story along with context to go with it. Might have bit off more than I can chew :). Hopefully I'll do the story justice.
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Bookmarked by IrishWitch58
10 Feb 2021
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James Bond needs an Omega to enter a high stakes poker game against le Chiffre. If he loses it will cost him his quartermaster.
Q has no choice but to watch with bated breath as his freedom is placed is bet in the hands of an egotistical 00 agent. Will Bond win?
Or: I just love omegas subjected to public mating.
Bookmarked by IrishWitch58
09 Feb 2021
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Nodus Tollens: the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore
Q's life at the technical help department of MI6 was decently quiet and paid reasonably well - it even gave him vacation time, although he rarely used it. So when Q was finally coaxed to leave work for a bit and relax, he thought that Paris might be fun.
Of course, that was before the gunfight, witnessing a shooting, and being kidnapped by a strange, blue-eyed gunman named James Bond.
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Bookmarked by IrishWitch58
22 Nov 2020
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Q wonders, briefly, how James could possibly think this is an appropriate time to profess his undying love—or whatever the hell it is he’s attempting to do; though, frankly, the skeleton suit did make him blink a bit stupidly at his laptop—but then something explodes to his left, and Q heaves a long-suffering sigh and snaps at him for ruining everything good in the world. James laughs and carries on wielding his Walther like it isn’t the 7500th replacement that Q has thrown at him.
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Bookmarked by IrishWitch58
20 Nov 2020
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a bloodless coup by Ark
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
24 Oct 2020
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If Q is being truthful with himself, he's expected this for a while. Near everyone who's anyone has had a turn with James Bond. He imagines it's a bit like an initiation, the final stamp of welcome into the MI6 fold.
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Bookmarked by IrishWitch58
25 Oct 2020
