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Draco finally caved and bought one of those muggle telephones everyone is going on about, though he doesn’t quite understand how it works yet.
A social media AU.
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31 May 2026
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Seven years after Voldemort’s defeat, the emergence of a sinister curse has driven muggleborns back into hiding. The Ministry has recruited Hermione Granger— a budding medical researcher with a thirst to prove herself— to find a cure for those afflicted. To her great displeasure, they’ve also assigned her a partner: renowned cursebreaker (and reprehensible ponce) Draco Malfoy.
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05 Mar 2026
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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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04 Aug 2025
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A new establishment has been opened on Diagon Alley where wizards and witches lose their six senses — magic included — to have a real blind date, regaining a sense per date until they can finally see who their mysterious match is.
Will Hermione be brave enough to try it?
A post-Hogwarts dramione SocMed mixed with narrative
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03 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger never imagined she'd be sharing an Italian escapade with Draco Malfoy. As they navigate ancient ruins, dodge tourist traps, and unearth long-buried secrets, unexpected sparks fly. Will their shared adventure lead to a romance for the ages, or will old habits resurface and sabotage their budding relationship?
A Dramione romcom inspired by the novel 'The Unhoneymooners' by Christina Lauren.
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01 Aug 2025