ItWasPremeditated
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When Saitama moves to the monster infested City Z and meets the stalking Genos, his life takes a less boring than normal turn. With his synthetic skin, golden eyes, notebook fixation, and fiery arms, Genos is still a nerd. Up until now, he has managed to seem cool, but Saitama is determined to destroy his cover. What Saitama doesn't realize is that the closer he gets to Genos, the more he starts to actually give a fuck. It might be too late to return to a sedimentary lifestyle...
Absolutely horrible crack treated seriously, ONEPUNCH- Twilight is an extraordinary literary shitpost that will haunt your waking moments and dreams long after you have closed the browser in disgust.
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4 Minute Window by alby_mangroves, counteragent, lim, Lunate8, Mellacita, monicawoe, RevolutionaryJo, Speranza, tmishkin
Fandom Agent Carter (TV), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Dec 2024
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Patron Saint by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
29 Jun 2018
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Peter is desperate. Hungry and alone on the streets, he's ready and willing to do anything to change his situation, even if just for a night. And sharing a stranger's bed would be no hardship, especially when the alternatives include dumpster-diving for dinner and sleeping, arms wrapped around him, beneath a chilly and indifferent sky.
Then a man named Wade Wilson steps into his life.
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11 Jun 2019
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It’s so fucking good
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Author/Artist LJ Name: saras_girl
Songspiration: Immortals - Fall Out Boy
Prompter: ElectricKettle
Title: It Takes a Village
Prompt Number: 116
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco and implied Ron/Hermione
Summary: Eighth year isn’t exactly going to plan. Harry is definitely not running away, Draco is definitely not impressed, and it’s almost definitely not going to stop raining.
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning: Original characters.
Epilogue compliant? Hahaha... no.
Word Count: 24,197
Author's Notes: To my prompter – I hope you’ll forgive me for not addressing everything you wanted in this story. This was a pinch-hit for a pinch-hitter and I only had a few days to pull it together before the end of the fest. I couldn’t quite manage that ‘kick-ass’ feeling that you asked for, but I think I covered ‘us against the world’ as best I could. Crossing my fingers that you enjoy it anyway.
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Draco Malfoy has always been the boy without a choice, when it came to the war. When he finally gets the chance to switch sides, he picks The Chosen One.
Set in Deathly Hallows. When Harry, Ron, and Hermione get caught by Snatchers and brought to Malfoy Manor, Draco decides to join their cause. The usual camping trip, but with a few tag-alongs, several detours, and quite a bit more romance.
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08 May 2019
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The one where Draco was gonna bust him an Luna our, so he says “full send” and breaks every one out and takes Harry to Godric
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21 May 2019
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The one where Draco teaches me Weasley a glass cleaning spell and Harry has a Phoenix tat on his back like he’s Be Affleck lmao. So good. I love Ron and Blaise 10/10