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    The hottest selfie on hockey Twitter accidentally summons Ilya Rozanov's entire hookup history.
    Everyone expects Shane to be jealous.
    Everyone is spectacularly wrong.

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    26 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Ilya Rozanov has the flu, a phone, and absolutely no self-control.
    While Ottawa battles New York on the ice, Ilya starts a tweet war with Scott Hunter's fans, Harris loses his patience, Shane dominates the game, and one very proud husband steals the internet from his couch.

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    26 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    A harmless #FuckMarryKillFaceoff sweeps Hockey Twitter.
    Players, families, and fans join the chaos - until Shane Hollander becomes an option.
    Suddenly, Ilya Rozanov stops laughing and starts reminding the entire internet that Shane is already married... to him.

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    26 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Gordie (howe) God ☑️ @ilyaroz81
    Do not listen to Noah’s new music if you have a complicated family relationship, just trust me 😭

    Truly, Ilya did think Noah had some sort of recording device planted in his life because, what do you mean, all of these songs have related to him in numerous different ways. Why is every song about leaving or a toxic family? Can’t Noah just create a happy song about how great hockey is or something?

    Gordie (howe) God ☑️ @ilyaroz81
    I am willing and able to shove this stick down your throat @noahkahan

    Connors: ok so maybe take a break from twt at the moment
    Connors: or maybe the album

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    what if Noah Kahan had released the Great Divide during the Tuna Melt Breakup

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    26 Jun 2026

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    TMZ @TMZ

    Star Hockey Player Ilya Rozanov seen in Montréal a day before team is set to arrive for game this Friday. Rumors state he is there to see rival Shane Hollander. Read more here

    Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Right cause we're lovers Ilya Rozanov @worldsbesthockeyplayer If the tape matches…

     

    OR Ilya decides the best way to avoid the public realizing him and Shane are dating is to purposely post about him and Shane dating. Shane has a (temporary) aneurysm. It works.

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    26 Jun 2026