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    Plan B: an alternative strategy; a contingency plan, devised for an outcome other than the expected plan.

    Or, sending an unqualified temp to act as Thorin Oakenshield's PA because no one qualified can put up with him.

    (He'd say they can't meet his standards. Of course he would.)

    Meet Bilbo Baggins. He just became Plan B.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Take a dragon and get rid of it, take a Kingdom under the Mountain and let it thrive under Thráin’s rule, take the King’s eldest son - as proud and arrogant as you can picture him - and then send him to the Shire in order to refine his diplomatic skills. Or, as his sister puts it: to grow them at last. Now, throw in the Master of Bag End playing host for the dwarf prince: you’ll get a clash of cultures, an ill-advised bet about educating a certain hobbit in the dwarf-lore, and all the pride and prejudice business you could hope for, plus Khuzdul.

    A retelling inspired by My Fair Lady.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Bilbo just didn't understand; why would anyone come in every day, order cake, and then not eat it?

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    02 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 99

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    Fenris, captain of Starkhaven’s White Guard and the dearest friend of that country’s prince, has arrived in the kingdom of Kirkwall with a retinue of noble-born guards and a carriage brimming with lavish gifts. How else to win over the hearts of a suspicious mountain people who would rather break teeth on stone than accept the prince of Starkhaven stealing away their heir princess?

    But stone is all they have in their kitchens lately, and gravel in their quarries and ice in their bitter rivers, and Starkhaven sits abreast the richest lea and moorland south of the Minanter.

    And Sebastian Vael, the young prince of that country, needs a wife.

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    10 May 2026

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    Elodie Lavellan is barely holding it together. A Dalish elf -who isn't that good at being Dalish- finds herself in charge of the Inquisition and a ragtag team of companions. She isn't equipped for it, but she wasn't really equipped for her life before, either. Raised Andrastian by an eccentric father, named in strange Orlesian style, and soothed by a magpie-like collection of shiny objects, Elodie has always just done her absolute best.

    But after her first experience with a demon beyond the battlefield, her best isn't enough. Elodie is left with nightmares that seep into her waking hours. As the events of Thedas slowly unfurl around her, she has to try to keep herself and her companions from faltering. She never thought that stargazing with a former-Templar would help her find her center.

    Through starlit talks, stolen glances, and secret dreams, Elodie finds herself craving honeyed sweetness just beyond her reach. And maybe, given the chance, she'll gather up the strength to finally taste it.

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    05 May 2026