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Harry Potter is found on the doorstep of Number 4, Privet Drive, not by the Dursleys, but by a young drug dealer, who can't bring himself to leave the poor child out in the cold. Harry lives a life in a loving home, but a rough environment, leaning to prioritise looking after himself, and using his magic to help his new family. So when it comes time to go to Hogwarts, Harry or as his family like to call him, Hades, doesn't go quite where he was meant to, and everyone is left to wonder where Harry Potter is, because who would suspect, the dark Slytherin boy to be the saviour of the light?
This is my first work, I hope you like it.
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16 Jul 2026
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And the lamb was cast into the den, yet no fang drew blood.
When darkness found him, it did not devour him. It watched. Waited. Reached out with claws not to tear, but to raise.
And so the Boy-Who-Lived was taken in by those the world had learned to fear.- Language:
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09 Jul 2026
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Vegetta had always held the false hope that he might have a choice in who he married. It was a hope of romance, but it was one he never should have entertained. Now, faced with the imminent death of his father and the responsibility of carrying on that legacy, the choice of a lifelong companion had to be rushed, and it had to be correct. No pressure, as long as he could keep the marriage amiable at the very least.
Foolish had never held much hope for anything, fifth in line for his own land’s leadership and a cast out of society at that; His existence, for most of his life, had been a mere footnote. Being sent away to marry into the crown family on the mainland had never been a thought in his mind until it happened. Told to keep their lands peaceful to each other, while hiding a shameful secret of his own, the risk of shaming his family and people even more than he already had is a looming thought.
Both, with no other choice, decided to do the best they could given the circumstances.
Circumstances are inclined to change, however, and secrets between lovers can never stay secrets for long.
-Individual content warnings in each chapter-
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23 Mar 2026
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Delusion is fuel by Ray_azylx
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
13 Jul 2025
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The aircraft leaving Piltover should've been a simple ride, one that went unnoticed by those not paying attention. It was time for her to break the cycle. Her legs dangled as she stared at the retreating cities below her, her fingers toying with her last gemstone, with a curious look, she leered at it closer.
A simple choice to finally look at it, not for what it was, but for how it shined, a slight twitch of her eye was all she had as a warning before a quick burst of blue engulfed her.
When she opens her eyes, she's on the ground, no sign of injuries, but her legs feel too numb to be fine. With a bit of struggle, she finally manages to sit herself up, only to be face to face with a curious bright green eyed boy with a similar features to a child she once knew.
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Or - Arcane x Bnha crossover, where Jinx unintentionally adopts another kid who's a bit too much like people she once knew.
or Midoriya meets a lady who tells him he can beat people's as- uh arse, even without super powers.Bookmarked by JoetheDrunk
15 Dec 2025
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The Man Is Mecha (And Other Workplace Shenanigans) by wistyria
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
12 Mar 2026
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Now that they knew Robert was Mecha Man, a lot of things started to make sense.
(5 times the Z-Team saw the mecha in the man, and 1 time they saw the man in the mecha.)
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- Part 3 of Z-Team Found Family
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06 Dec 2025