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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    23 Jul 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]

    Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. 

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?

    Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet. 

    Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start. 

    Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.

    Shane: Goody. 

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    23 Jul 2026

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    Shane Hollander was the only player who did not wear Pride Tape on his stick during Centaurs Pride Night

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    22 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Shane had never really understood what made taping his hockey stick in a specific way so different from folding his pants a specific way. Why was the one something every hockey player had their own way about, but the other warranted teasing every time it was noticed.

    Parts of Shane's pre-game routine.

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    17 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Ilya snickers, shakes his head, and mutes the television again. He pulls out his phone. Shane should be calling any minute now. 

    Ilya: Gossip channel is saying you have a new girl

    Ilya: Who you are buying jewelry for

    Ilya: Fancy Italian boutique jewelry

    Ilya: You are cheating on me? With beautiful Italian girl?

    Ilya slides further down the couch cushions and tips his head back, eyes falling closed. Facedown on his chest, his phone is a heavy, anticipatory weight. His lips twitch into a grin. 

    He knows, of course, that there’s no one else. He knows who the jewelry is for. 

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    17 Jul 2026