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    “Oh,” Evan breathes, softly, quietly, unable to tear his eyes away.

    “Evs?” Barty asks, concern evident in his voice. Evan’s mouth is too dry to respond, though. He just keeps staring. “Evan, what is it?”

    Don’t look up. Oh, please don’t look up.

    Don’t look up don’t look up don’t look up.

    Barty, of course, looks up.

    “Oh,” he says, his voice completely blank. “Is that…is that mistletoe?”

    Or, every year during the last week before hols break, mistletoe gets conjured to hang above the heads of people with unspoken affection. What do you do when you look up and realize mistletoe has been conjured to hang between you and your best friend? Well, you can ask Evan Rosier.

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    Evan is sick, stubborn, and convinced that he’ll fail his exams if he misses one day.

    Or, Evan is sick, Regulus is tired, Barty is emotionally constipated, and Remus just wants people to get their shit together.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Regulus isn’t sure how he got here.

    Well, no. That’s not quite true. He knows how he got here—in the middle of a packed dance floor with James’ hands wandering dangerously and his mouth on a mission to mark the living hell out of Regulus’ throat.

    This isn’t the first time they’ve gone clubbing with Evan and Barty. Sometimes Sirius and Remus tag along. Other times, it’s Pandora and Lily, or Dorcas and Marlene. When they can manage it, all of them wind up on the floor with their heads thrown back and liquor in their blood.

    It’s good to let loose every once in a while. The world is too messy, too serious, and between stuffy office jobs and bills that need paying, the tension in their very bones pulls taut as a string.

    At least until it can finally snap.

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    Crowley opens his eyes, breathing a little hard. They stare at each other for a long, terrible moment of silence. Aziraphale blinks again, and then his eyes quizzically go to Crowley’s abdomen.

    “Eggs,” he repeats, like he can’t quite believe it, and then points a finger for clarification. “Inside you?”

    “Yes,” Crowley says miserably, bringing his hands up to his face. “The endless perks of being a bless-ed snake demon. I forgot to banish them away this time, I s’pose. But now they won’t budge.”

    “Ah,” Aziraphale says lightly. And then, with slightly more feeling, “Oh my.”

    “You’re not panicking,” Crowley deadpans, peering between his fingers at the angel. “Why aren’t you panicking?”
     

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    Regulus pulled, catching James off balance, bringing their faces closer together.

    “Ready to beg?”

    “Always”

    Regulus blinked. James froze, and blushed.

    aka Regulus is ambushed by his friends at 7am on a Saturday(!) to go play Lasertag where it is difficult to keep away from a certain black haired boy.

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