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    gotta go insane to stay sane by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    18 Apr 2026

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    “You might as well get it over with. The question that everyone asks when you tell them you’re a defense attorney.”

    Wei Wuxian tilts his head, gripped by the sudden panic of failing an exam, and says the first thing that comes to mind. “Have you ever slept with the judge?”

    Lan Wangji stares at him.

    OR: wwx is the disgraced sort-of son of a movie star and lawyer!lwj agrees (against his better judgment) to be his fake boyfriend

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    29 Jun 2026

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    if love is just a waste of your time, why not waste it on me? by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    31 May 2026

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    Gusu Lan Bakery
    Online Custom Order Form

    Requested Cake Type: [purple velvet]
    Frosting: [red wine-flavored whipped fondant]
    Filling: [margarita-flavored jello]
    Size: [24 layers]
    Shape: [rhombicosidodecahedron]
    Writing on Cake: [sorry for lightly singeing ur couch. i just wanted to see if it was flammable, for science. i honestly think it looks better like that but here’s a cake since u apparently don’t agree]

    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]
    Subject: Your Order Could Not Be Fulfilled

    Hello,
    The bakery is unable to complete your cake request from Order #103123 based on the information you provided. Apologies for the inconvenience.
    Best wishes,
    Gusu Lan Bakery

    OR: lwj is a baker. wwx wants to order a cake. what could go wrong?

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    31 May 2026

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    round round running on end by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    01 Jun 2026

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    "Xiao-he, you need to start hitting them back." From what Luo Yuan had gathered from Binghe's story, and what he could remember of PIDW, Qing Jing had partly eaten him alive because he was so sweet and polite. The rich kids up there only saw someone who was both weak and below them, therefore perfectly within their rights to stomp on. "If they want to treat you like a dog, you remind them that dogs bite."

    His sweet, adorable, little brother hunches his shoulders inwards and sniffles. The last of his tears are drying on his cheeks, the salt tracks already chapping them.

    "But... Yuan-ge... Shizun says that-"

    "Fuck him!"

    Shen Yuan wakes up as something that shouldn't exist. He decides to be a good big brother.

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    20 May 2026

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    Be My Concubine by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    30 Apr 2026

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    This story is inspired by a tumblr prompt that I once came across and originally wanted to write into a MDZS fic but Luo Binghe beat me to it.

    Shen Yuan is the youngest general ever appointed in the Three Realms. Until an injury forces him into early retirement and Luo Binghe has a brilliant alternative career plan for him.

    Step One is getting Shen Yuan to agree to it.
    Step Two is not losing his mind when he proves successful.

    Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is adjusting to his new life and to his own surprise mostly enjoying himself. But who wouldn't when he gets to see Binghe (ahem taizi dianxia) this often while wearing pretty dresses. This doesn't say anything about him, of course. Anyone would feel the same in this situation. Obviously.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    The State of You by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    16 Jun 2026

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    After two thousand years of peace, few in the three realms can remember a time when gods, the ghost realm, or cultivators were at odds with one another.

    But while gods may live forever, peace does not.

    And while some enemies are unseen, they may be beyond remedy.

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    15 Mar 2026