Kalliste
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- Generation Kill (TV) (5)
- Stargate Atlantis (2)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
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Enhancing Effective Interpersonal Dynamics in the Workplace by Kalliste
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
17 Feb 2015
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Stiles looked away from Allison's penetrating gaze, dragging an unsteady hand across his mouth. He felt the fluttering edges of an impending panic attack, and squashed it ruthlessly. He was not going to freak out, he was not.
“Whether you meant to or not, Stiles,” Allison said relentlessly, “you have just established your rank in Derek Hale’s pack, and it’s not as a beta.”
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It’s not like Nate’s never been picked up in a bar before, but he doesn’t ever remember it going quite like this.
In his experience, gorgeous, stacked, and insanely tall blondes who look like they should be gracing the cover of a Victoria’s Secret catalogue don’t generally saunter into grimy Cambridge dives populated by obnoxious Harvard grad students, walk straight up to his booth, plunk themselves down next to him without so much as a by-your-leave, and open with “I certainly hope that you’re not drinking Coors Lite or some similar lowbrow swill, or else I will have lost all faith in the pretentiousness of the dicksuck Ivy League communist elite of this country.”
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Sometimes, mysteries decide to solve themselves.
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In which Ray gets a new seat, and horrifies (almost) everyone.
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- Part 2 of Intergalactic Devil Dogs
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Brad and Ray have a new assignment.
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- Part 1 of Intergalactic Devil Dogs
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When They Pick Through the Wreckage by AngelSelene
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
14 Dec 2021
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The BAU have learned about Roy and Ed's automail, but Ed is hiding other secrets, and his world is about to crash into theirs.
“C’mon, pick the fuck up. I know you’re in class, but I wouldn’t fucking bother you if it wasn’t important. I know you’re mad, but fucking call me, okay? This is… It’s our stuff. We might have a way home. Even if you’re still pissed off at me or you don’t…” He stops and takes a deep breath. “Even if you don’t want there to be an us anymore… I think you’d still want to go home, if you can. I’ll text you the address. Just… call. Please?”
Immediate sequel to Nothing Beautiful About the Wreckage.
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- Part 5 of Wreckage
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01 Dec 2025
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Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..
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12 Oct 2025
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“What do you want, my son?” Talia asked him. “What do you truly want?”
And when Jason pushed aside his obsession with Bruce, the answer was so clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. He knew what he’d always wanted, ever since he was that little street rat who spent money he needed for food on making himself look clean. Because he’d needed to look clean and presentable to get into the public libraries. Because they wouldn’t have let a dirty homeless kid touch the books.
“I want to go to college.”
And Talia had made that happen for him.
(AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There’s nothing regular about Jason Todd.)
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30 Sep 2025
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.
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24 Sep 2025
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And like the cycle of the year, we begin again by katherynefromphilly
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
27 Nov 2016
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Set after the Merlin Series 5 Finale "Diamond of the Day".
Canon Compliant. In Character. Arthur Pendragon Returns.
Cover art by Lao-Pendragon------
For many long years Merlin waited.
For the other part of his soul, for the other half of his life. He was born to serve Arthur. So that meant he was also born to wait. Even if it took a thousand years. Even if the wait seemed never to end.
Until one day, suddenly, it did.
When Arthur stumbles from the Lake of Avalon 1,500 years after his death, he finds a world unlike the one he knew. Faced with the loss of everyone he loved, and the threat of impending prophecy, Arthur must learn what it means to be not just a king, but the Once and Future King. Merlin does all he can to guide him, even as he struggles to hide his love for his king, and his fear of losing him again.
Story includes sass, banter, horseplay, & True Love.
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- Part 1 of We Begin Again
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- English
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- 207,580
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- 39/39
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18 Sep 2025
