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“You ready?” you ask, and the most important human in the galaxy sticks her tongue out at you. Several of your organs do a giddy flip. Then the knot is tied and that’s it, you’re moirails.
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06 Oct 2015
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"I motion that I be allowed to fight the Empress for command of the Empire, because getting a fork through my eardrums would actually be better than having to listen to another word out of any of your diseased squawk chambers. If I were Empress we would eat ice cream all night while fondling each and every one of our genitals, and still get more done than this wiggler’s managing at present.”
“Motion sustained,” several of your highest ranking advisors chorus, and one adds, “I really want to get back to fondling all my genitals. I wasn’t done with half of them before I dragged into this dull-ass shitshow.”
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Who's the Scabbard? by Sath
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Nov 2015
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Out of all the difficulties Maedhros expected from re-embodiment in Valinor, Finarfin's sleuthing around for the family newsletter was not among them.
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12 Nov 2015
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There is no need to be worried about the care of the small dog, however, for Fingon, a past winner of the Most Beloved and Least Reprehensible Finwion award, is sharing responsibility for its care. The small dog is, by all accounts, quite small, has abundant hair, and wears a tasteful array of jewellery. [Editors’ note: Fingon only qualified for the award after Finrod and Galadriel were discounted for winning too many times]
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pretty maids all in a row by Aria for cosmogyral
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
29 Nov 2008
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Mary Lennox, vampire slayer.
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30 Nov 2015
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Although Mary was not a girl much given to imagine things, for a moment she imagined what it might have been like if Mrs Bathurst had found ten-year-old Mary Lennox, sullen and small with her parents only just dead, dull and unloved. Mary imagined being told then that she was special and powerful and could kill demons. Mary stopped imagining this as quickly as she could.
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"Why're you still here, bro," Latula repeats patiently. Kankri glances up accidentally -- midriff, oh dear -- and glances away, fast.
Sitting in the surf is a man with too many visible ribs and shoulders too wide for his frame, strings-and-cables musculature in stark relief through the lack of even the smallest coating of insulating flesh. He looks starving and steel-strong both and there are little chalk-white nicks of scars everywhere on him. Foam runs up to his waist; Kankri stares, thinking stupidly, he is naked. Did he decide in a fit of whimsical, ah, otherness, to take off that last bit of -- but no, there is the edge of his waistband, and Kankri turns his gaze down to the sand between his own knees, ears burning with shame at his own salacious, depraved disappointment.
They want me gone, he thinks, and he knows why. This is a perfect place, a perfect moment; he's intruding.
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16 Jan 2016
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Incredibly awkward and yet kind of adorable at the same time.
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Less Than Kind by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Aug 2015
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“I hardly believed it,” said Maedhros. “What are you doing here?”
"I bring a message from my father."
Maedhros blinked. "Really?"
Fingon grinned. "I believe his exact words were: you're visiting who, well if you must you must, say something suitable, something something friendship something something kinsmen, tell him good job keeping my brother's sons out of trouble, I'd rather wrestle another ice bear myself – but don't say it like that!"
_Fingon goes to visit Maedhros, accidentally arrives during a Fëanorion family reunion, and quickly regrets many (but not all) of his life choices.
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04 Sep 2015
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I am in elf hell. Also I'm pretty sure I've been to this family reunion.