LarsMurderbone
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“Dios mío…Master, I can’t do this right now. You’re obviously drunk or something. Can you just tell me where you are and whether you’re safe? Are you staying with one of the Council hosts at least?”
“Well, if you must know, I am in one of the finest clubs in Berlin, capital of Germany and also parties and I am doing just great."
Nandor tries to party away his abandonment issues, with limited success.
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Blue Mondays by LarsMurderbone for readandwritesilver
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Feb 2022
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This place had unicorns, right? If that didn’t cheer Nandor up, what else would? (Canon divergent, occurs after the events of "The Casino")
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“They say that light has been here longer than this theater has.”
Guillermo is an actor, yanked back into the spotlight after a long absence. Nadja and Laszlo are getting divorced, and no one knows why. There is a shy ghost named Nandor that rattles chains and bleeds everywhere he walks.This is a story about what happens under the glow of a ghost light.
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25 Jan 2023
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mama's nylons underneath my cowgirl jeans by ghostoftonantzin
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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“I noticed something else. He’s calling me his husband, but… he’s referring to himself as… not a husband, but a wife. I don’t know if that means anything, if it’s a mistranslation from Al Quolanudarese or what, but…” He trailed off.
When Nandor gets brain scrambled while running a trial for the Vampiric Council, he jumps to some conclusions about the relationship between himself and Guillermo.
Guillermo enjoys it and feels bad about it, because nothing is that simple for him.
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10 Jun 2022
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all that junk inside that trunk by Jay Auris (nighthawkms)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Jun 2022
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Laundry day gets a lot more exciting when Guillermo has a slight accident and Nandor is there for the assist.
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10 Jun 2022
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i've been here so long (i think that it's time to move) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jun 2022
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Nandor is leaning against the curtained doorway, bumping his head back against the jamb over and over again as he listens to Guillermo just bitch.
“Memo, why have you not gotten a wife yet?” Guillermo imitates. “Memo, you should try the same diet Alexia is on. Memo, I saw Jeremiah in the supermercado yesterday, you two used to be such good friends—”
“Yeesh, alright, I get it,” Nandor finally snaps out, holding his hands over his ears. “You can stop with the voices now. It sounds insufferable.”
“It is insufferable!” Guillermo shoves another sweater into his overnight bag. “But Victor had to go and get engaged and plan the wedding for the same fucking weekend so here I am! Guilt-tripped into helping for a cousin I don’t even really know!”
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